Going emo on my balls
So im tryin to shave the ole twig'n berries because my bitch requires it and I fuck up and cut my balls with the razor. Goddamnit. Now I have a bloody nutsack, not to mention the pain. I can understand making me shave over my weiner, but the nutsack is not meant to be shaved. Holy fuck my balls hurtRating:2.50
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This happened once when my boyfriend asked me to shave his junk for him... Never asked again
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I've cut myself down there before. Yeah, it's not fun :/
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Try Nair next time, baldy!
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I cut myself with a razor before. it sucks. Dude, go to walmart, get a $7 hair trimmer, and use that. It won't give you cuts, it makes your girl happy, and you can use different settings. It works. Trust me.
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I forgot to mention that manly men do shave their balls. It's depressing the first time, but you get over it.
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Don. T about you fucktards but it's not hard and I never nicked myself.
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Shaved my sack plenty o' times and never got knicked. Here's a hint: use shaving cream, hot water, and GO SLOW. You should be fine from now on and you'll get a nice knob polish after, I'm sure.
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Funniest title line I've seen in a while! Thanks, & good luck with the scrotal defoliation.
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Don't shave your balls just cause your bitch tells you to!
It starts off with shaving the balls.. next you know beer isn't allowed and the sports channels are no longer on TV..
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^ and you have to go shopping for curtains with her, and you have to start talking about your feelings. It's a black hole of emasculation.
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Doing it for her because she asked you to and you love her and want to make her happy and are willing to try new things is one thing but doing it because she REQUIRES it? Fuck that.
Can we assume that she shaves her pussy as well and that's what you REQUIRE?
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Go for a good old back sack and crack wax
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I'm REALLY not laughing at your pain OP ("PRIVATE PAIN" is the WORST pain!). I DO hope you get some helpful suggestions (shit like that can be a real turn-on)...
But I can't resist saying..."What a Eunuch RANT"!!
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Op here
Yes, she shaves as well. It is not so much that she requires it as that she requested it. I have found that when I make her happy, she makes me very happy. So there. I think im going to wall mart for a "$7 hair trimmer" but not till I heal
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Oh good, I am glad to see you're not going for the nair. I used it once down there (I'm a girl) and I will NEVER use it again! I was literally burnt!
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This happened once when my boyfriend asked me to shave his junk for him... Never asked againPosted 5 months ago | Report
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I've cut myself down there before. Yeah, it's not fun :/Posted 5 months ago | Report
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Try Nair next time, baldy!Posted 5 months ago | Report
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I cut myself with a razor before. it sucks. Dude, go to walmart, get a $7 hair trimmer, and use that. It won't give you cuts, it makes your girl happy, and you can use different settings. It works. Trust me.Posted 5 months ago | Report
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I forgot to mention that manly men do shave their balls. It's depressing the first time, but you get over it.Posted 5 months ago | Report
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Don. T about you fucktards but it's not hard and I never nicked myself.Posted 5 months ago | Report
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Shaved my sack plenty o' times and never got knicked. Here's a hint: use shaving cream, hot water, and GO SLOW. You should be fine from now on and you'll get a nice knob polish after, I'm sure.Posted 5 months ago | Report
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Funniest title line I've seen in a while! Thanks, & good luck with the scrotal defoliation.Posted 5 months ago | Report
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Don't shave your balls just cause your bitch tells you to!It starts off with shaving the balls.. next you know beer isn't allowed and the sports channels are no longer on TV..
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^ and you have to go shopping for curtains with her, and you have to start talking about your feelings. It's a black hole of emasculation.Posted 5 months ago | Report
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Doing it for her because she asked you to and you love her and want to make her happy and are willing to try new things is one thing but doing it because she REQUIRES it? Fuck that.Can we assume that she shaves her pussy as well and that's what you REQUIRE?
Posted 5 months ago | Report
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Go for a good old back sack and crack waxPosted 5 months ago | Report
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I'm REALLY not laughing at your pain OP ("PRIVATE PAIN" is the WORST pain!). I DO hope you get some helpful suggestions (shit like that can be a real turn-on)...But I can't resist saying..."What a Eunuch RANT"!!
Posted 5 months ago | Report
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Op hereYes, she shaves as well. It is not so much that she requires it as that she requested it. I have found that when I make her happy, she makes me very happy. So there. I think im going to wall mart for a "$7 hair trimmer" but not till I heal
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Oh good, I am glad to see you're not going for the nair. I used it once down there (I'm a girl) and I will NEVER use it again! I was literally burnt!Posted 5 months ago | Report
