I have a problem A big problem
Ok so i have a pet turtle named steve. he is a tortes so he is pretty big but any how i have a huge sexual attraction to him. every time i see him i get so hard. i know i could have anal with him but then he might die. i have tried having sex with women and even watching animal porn. it doesnt satisfy me. I need help i dont want to kill steve but i want to fuck him so bad. Please this isnt a joke help me.Rating:5.00
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How about you just get rid of the turtle?
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But i love him
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You have no idea what love is, you're just a horndog who needs to get out more.
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Not love as in "in love" (although i do want to fuck him) but he's like a companion; he's become a part of my life, and i can't just give him up like that
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Im the OP. My feelings, needs, and wants over took my good judgment. I feel ashamed and dirty but it was amazeing. Such a turn on that i came fairly quick. Steve is doing good so far. I will be monitoring him throughout the night and hope he stays healthy and not stress out and die.
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You're kinda weird dude. But it's cool. Whatever floats your boat buddy.
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Teenage Mutant Tortoise Rapers. Turtle power!
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Do us all a favor and put yourself out of your misery
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Pmsl @ #7.
Hahaha.
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I would suggest lube. lots and lots of lube. and try to be gentle
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I hope you get a nasty disease and your crotch rots off.
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If he likes it you need to change his name to Bruce.
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# 12... Hilarious
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I'm pretty sure that interspecies sex is a felony.
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^can you even tell me the meaning of the word "felony?"
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How about you just get rid of the turtle?Posted 4 months ago | Report
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But i love himPosted 4 months ago | Report
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You have no idea what love is, you're just a horndog who needs to get out more.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Not love as in "in love" (although i do want to fuck him) but he's like a companion; he's become a part of my life, and i can't just give him up like thatPosted 4 months ago | Report
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Im the OP. My feelings, needs, and wants over took my good judgment. I feel ashamed and dirty but it was amazeing. Such a turn on that i came fairly quick. Steve is doing good so far. I will be monitoring him throughout the night and hope he stays healthy and not stress out and die.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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You're kinda weird dude. But it's cool. Whatever floats your boat buddy.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Teenage Mutant Tortoise Rapers. Turtle power!Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Do us all a favor and put yourself out of your miseryPosted 4 months ago | Report
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Pmsl @ #7.Hahaha.
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I would suggest lube. lots and lots of lube. and try to be gentlePosted 4 months ago | Report
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I hope you get a nasty disease and your crotch rots off.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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If he likes it you need to change his name to Bruce.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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# 12... HilariousPosted 4 months ago | Report
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I'm pretty sure that interspecies sex is a felony.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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^can you even tell me the meaning of the word "felony?"Posted 4 months ago | Report
