My wife doesn't like to kiss me because I have a beard
I like to kiss my wife but she says my mustache tickles. The crazy thing is that she likes me better with a beard so if I shave it off she kisses me but then I've got to hear how good she thinks I look with a beard. Talk about damned if you do and damned it you don't.Rating:0.00
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Women, who the hell knows man.
Im not a sexist, I only beleive that there are two things women shouldnt be allowed to do. Drive, and have opinions
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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I feel your pain, man. Maybe you should grow it out to just the length where it won't tickle...? Dunno.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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I"ve tried keeping it very short and then she says it's "scatchy" and longer so she says it tickles. The problem is that to get the mustache hair long enough so it doesn't tickle, it grows over my lip and she hates that even more.
There's no solution to the problem, I just needed to vent I guess.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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be like mr potato head and use a detachable one.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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You should should cheat on her
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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Mr. Potato Head, that's a good one. LOL
I love my wife and don't want to cheat on her and who knows, maybe all women hate kissing men with beards.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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If she doesnt shave her cooch, you should refuse to eat it. Say "it tickles" or "its scratchy" She should be able to figure it out
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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Unfortunately she does shave but good suggestion.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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OK shave half of it. then she can look at it from one side tand kiss the other. problem solved
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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i love the feeling of a beard, so its not all women.
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I love beards.
Posted 5 months ago | Report
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Women, who the hell knows man.Im not a sexist, I only beleive that there are two things women shouldnt be allowed to do. Drive, and have opinions
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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I feel your pain, man. Maybe you should grow it out to just the length where it won't tickle...? Dunno.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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I"ve tried keeping it very short and then she says it's "scatchy" and longer so she says it tickles. The problem is that to get the mustache hair long enough so it doesn't tickle, it grows over my lip and she hates that even more.There's no solution to the problem, I just needed to vent I guess.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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be like mr potato head and use a detachable one. Posted 1 year ago | Report
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You should should cheat on herPosted 1 year ago | Report
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Mr. Potato Head, that's a good one. LOLI love my wife and don't want to cheat on her and who knows, maybe all women hate kissing men with beards.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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If she doesnt shave her cooch, you should refuse to eat it. Say "it tickles" or "its scratchy" She should be able to figure it outPosted 1 year ago | Report
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Unfortunately she does shave but good suggestion.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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OK shave half of it. then she can look at it from one side tand kiss the other. problem solvedPosted 1 year ago | Report
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i love the feeling of a beard, so its not all women.Posted 1 year ago | Report
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I love beards.Posted 5 months ago | Report
