George Carlin is not god
No one fucking cares about George Carlin. All you people who quote him are just proving that you have nothing better to do than idolize the corpse of a cynical old man. I say "corpse" of a cynical old man because if you viewed the old man himself as important you would've thought to mention him while he was alive.So please, shut the fuck up. He was a comedian, nothing more. He was not a prophet or your messiah. All he did was notice things and make funny comments, just like every other comedian does because it's thier fucking job.
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Fuck you you cocksucking motherfucking piss drinking shit eating cunt
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He was a damn philosopher. He was one of the FEW AMERICANS to actually sit down, think, and ponder about what we're doing here. He shared his ideas.. He was trying to help people get out of the rat-race.
You're mad at him for what reason? What bad did he do?
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George Carlin was one of the few decent people on this planet. He wore the mantle of a cynical, bitter asshole just to try and wake a few people up and make the human race less retarded in doing so. He succeeded too.
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"to try and wake a few people up and make the human race less retarded in doing so. He succeeded too. "
He did?
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George Carlin can hardly be compared to every other comedian. There's a big difference in making jokes and saying things that make you think in a funny way.
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There's people out there greater than George Carlin. Just look.
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that" - G. C.
Which category do YOU fit into, OP??
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6: I'm looking but I'm coming up short.
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George would have definitely gotten a chuckle out of you comparing him to a god he didn't believe in.
R. I. P. George, I miss you.
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I say we bombard the "motherfucker" (shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, tits) OP with George Quotes!
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man... Living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you! He loves you and he needs money!!
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
Pro-life is anti-woman.
"One thing leads to another"? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.
The future will soon be a thing of the past.
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of *falling* from heights.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
I don’t have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!!
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it.
And the Hippy Dippy Weatherman's final forcast??
"The weather will continue to change, on and off, for a long, LONG time! "
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Not everyone is going to EVER agree, I think a lot of it depends on your age, upbringing, what you were exposed to as a kid, etc. When I was growing up, Carlin and Eddie Murphy were like gods. Then later, I didn't feel that way. But I still think they were both great comedians. I don't know who is supposed to be the modern equivalent, maybe Dane Cook or Andy Samberg. To each his own.
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Wow, I pissed a lot of people off. Good for me.
Anyway none of you, except maybe #10 because I didnt read all that bullshit, addressed the point I made about no one giving half a shit about the guy before he died. If you people were saying this shit 3 months ago or whenever that would be one thing but no one did. Now he's dead and everybody wants to be his greatest fan.
I dont even have a problem with George Carlin but yesterday I read a vent and saw 3 Carlin quotes that were barely relevant to the OP's vent. It's like people have nothing to say so they'll fill the void with this "legacy" they think they need to force on everyone.
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George Carline was highly revered while he was alive so I don't have a clue what your point is. Then again, it's natural for human beings to see someone as being greater than they actually were after they die. Maybe you can aspire to having one millionth of the people that liked George Carlin feel the same way about you some day. Not likely but worth a shot.
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Op i probably black and unhappy that we aren't singing the praises of obama
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Carlin was a funny guy! And I see what you're saying, but why is it such a big deal? You wanna make a point? What's with all this Chuck Norris crap that isn't even funny?
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Fuck you you cocksucking motherfucking piss drinking shit eating cuntPosted 4 months ago | Report
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He was a damn philosopher. He was one of the FEW AMERICANS to actually sit down, think, and ponder about what we're doing here. He shared his ideas.. He was trying to help people get out of the rat-race.You're mad at him for what reason? What bad did he do?
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George Carlin was one of the few decent people on this planet. He wore the mantle of a cynical, bitter asshole just to try and wake a few people up and make the human race less retarded in doing so. He succeeded too.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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"to try and wake a few people up and make the human race less retarded in doing so. He succeeded too. "He did?
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George Carlin can hardly be compared to every other comedian. There's a big difference in making jokes and saying things that make you think in a funny way.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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There's people out there greater than George Carlin. Just look.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that" - G. C. Which category do YOU fit into, OP??
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6: I'm looking but I'm coming up short.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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George would have definitely gotten a chuckle out of you comparing him to a god he didn't believe in. R. I. P. George, I miss you.
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I say we bombard the "motherfucker" (shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, tits) OP with George Quotes! : D
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man... Living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you! He loves you and he needs money!!
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
Pro-life is anti-woman.
"One thing leads to another"? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.
The future will soon be a thing of the past.
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of *falling* from heights.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
I don’t have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!!
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it.
And the Hippy Dippy Weatherman's final forcast??
"The weather will continue to change, on and off, for a long, LONG time! "
: D
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Not everyone is going to EVER agree, I think a lot of it depends on your age, upbringing, what you were exposed to as a kid, etc. When I was growing up, Carlin and Eddie Murphy were like gods. Then later, I didn't feel that way. But I still think they were both great comedians. I don't know who is supposed to be the modern equivalent, maybe Dane Cook or Andy Samberg. To each his own.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Wow, I pissed a lot of people off. Good for me. Anyway none of you, except maybe #10 because I didnt read all that bullshit, addressed the point I made about no one giving half a shit about the guy before he died. If you people were saying this shit 3 months ago or whenever that would be one thing but no one did. Now he's dead and everybody wants to be his greatest fan.
I dont even have a problem with George Carlin but yesterday I read a vent and saw 3 Carlin quotes that were barely relevant to the OP's vent. It's like people have nothing to say so they'll fill the void with this "legacy" they think they need to force on everyone.
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George Carline was highly revered while he was alive so I don't have a clue what your point is. Then again, it's natural for human beings to see someone as being greater than they actually were after they die. Maybe you can aspire to having one millionth of the people that liked George Carlin feel the same way about you some day. Not likely but worth a shot.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Op i probably black and unhappy that we aren't singing the praises of obamaPosted 4 months ago | Report
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Carlin was a funny guy! And I see what you're saying, but why is it such a big deal? You wanna make a point? What's with all this Chuck Norris crap that isn't even funny?Posted 4 months ago | Report
