Mother, I Know My Own Body
1. My body tells me to go to bed at 2:30am, and sleep until 1:30pm. That's just how it works. I'm sorry I can't do anything about it.2. Your schedual doesn't work for my body. You want me to eat breakfast when you forcilby wake me up at noon, then eat lunch at 3:30pm, then dinner at 6-ish. The problem: I'm a grazer. I need eight or nine small meals over the course of the day, starting from when I wake up, and going until I go to bed. Nothing you can do will change that.
3. So, you're making dinner. Congrats. No matter how much my stomach is growling, I won't eat what you say I should eat. My body will tell me it's full after not nearly enough food, and be hungry in an hour or so.
4. NOTHING you do will change my body. I feel fine. I'm tired because you insist on waking me up when my body isn't ready to.
Look, I'm fine. I feel fine. My thyroid is working on all thrusters. I'm on a ST kick (which I haven't been on in ages, so my old life is coming back). I'm off my meds(well, my shrink took me off them). I'm feeling fantastic... Except that I'm not sleeping enough. If I even got an hour more sleep, I think I'd be a lot less bitchy.
It's not like I'm asking for a lot... Its one hour of sleep.
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You need to study the body...
Go take some B2 and B3 (Niacin and riboflavin) right now. Go to Walgreens... GO. That shit gives you cellular energy which is non-comparable to caffeine.
You will lose weight and your sleep will get better too.
You can also take melatonin to help your sleep.
Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Stop being so fucking lazy.
wait until you need a job. Think your boss will put up with your crap? They won't.
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You're not tired until late because your body is used to going to bed late and waking up early, it has NOTHING to do with what your body NEEDS.
And listen to #2, working and living on your own sucks compared to going to school and having two months off, and having your parents pay for you. You find out very fast that you can't do whatever you want.
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"Dear Boss, I'm sorry but my body tells me to come in to work at 11 am, take a 2-hour lunch and leave at 3. That's just the way I am. " LMFAO I'd like to see someone try THAT...
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I'm guessing this is a joke but I guess it's possible there are kids out there that would actually say something this stupid to their parents.
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I wonder if the OP realized how incredibly stupid he or she was when they posted this. Did it not occur to you halfway through that you're just lazy and stupid? Get your ass outta bed!!!!!!!!
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Sounds as if you are very out of sync with your environment. This could be remedied by the realization that the Mind is the master of the body.
I do like your frequent small meal strategy. That's
actually a healthy way to operate (providing the food
is not garbage). I try to incorporate this idea into my
own diet; However, it conflicts with my schedule. So,
I plan ahead; preparing healthy snacks that I can eat on the run......... Good luck!
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Pmsl.
#7
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Yeah, I hate it when my mom wakes me up at the crack of noon too.... Man, I don't miss being a teenager...
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1) It has been scientifically shown that the body clock of teenagers is offset from that of young children or adults. While the OP poster is in the extreme, and perhaps whining, they are biologically driven to stay up later and get up later.
2) Some of the commenters are also right, the body adjusts to whatever clock you set it to. So if you tend to stay up late, etc, then that is what will feel right and normal. And it takes time and a regular routine to readjust that clock.
3) If you're not a morning person, no matter when you wake up, 6am or noon, it's never going to be fun, you just have to get up and go.
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Who numbers their comments!? Shut the fuck up you idiot!
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You need to study the body... Go take some B2 and B3 (Niacin and riboflavin) right now. Go to Walgreens... GO. That shit gives you cellular energy which is non-comparable to caffeine.
You will lose weight and your sleep will get better too.
You can also take melatonin to help your sleep.
Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Stop being so fucking lazy. wait until you need a job. Think your boss will put up with your crap? They won't.
Posted 4 months ago | Report
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You're not tired until late because your body is used to going to bed late and waking up early, it has NOTHING to do with what your body NEEDS. And listen to #2, working and living on your own sucks compared to going to school and having two months off, and having your parents pay for you. You find out very fast that you can't do whatever you want.
Posted 4 months ago | Report
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"Dear Boss, I'm sorry but my body tells me to come in to work at 11 am, take a 2-hour lunch and leave at 3. That's just the way I am. " LMFAO I'd like to see someone try THAT...Posted 4 months ago | Report
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I'm guessing this is a joke but I guess it's possible there are kids out there that would actually say something this stupid to their parents.Posted 4 months ago | Report
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I wonder if the OP realized how incredibly stupid he or she was when they posted this. Did it not occur to you halfway through that you're just lazy and stupid? Get your ass outta bed!!!!!!!!Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Sounds as if you are very out of sync with your environment. This could be remedied by the realization that the Mind is the master of the body. I do like your frequent small meal strategy. That's
actually a healthy way to operate (providing the food
is not garbage). I try to incorporate this idea into my
own diet; However, it conflicts with my schedule. So,
I plan ahead; preparing healthy snacks that I can eat on the run......... Good luck!
Posted 4 months ago | Report
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Pmsl. #7
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Yeah, I hate it when my mom wakes me up at the crack of noon too.... Man, I don't miss being a teenager...Posted 4 months ago | Report
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1) It has been scientifically shown that the body clock of teenagers is offset from that of young children or adults. While the OP poster is in the extreme, and perhaps whining, they are biologically driven to stay up later and get up later. 2) Some of the commenters are also right, the body adjusts to whatever clock you set it to. So if you tend to stay up late, etc, then that is what will feel right and normal. And it takes time and a regular routine to readjust that clock.
3) If you're not a morning person, no matter when you wake up, 6am or noon, it's never going to be fun, you just have to get up and go.
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Who numbers their comments!? Shut the fuck up you idiot!Posted 3 months ago | Report
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