Ricers

I absolutely HATE it when people are driving an old, crappy Honda Civic or any other type of old Japanese import and either slap a giant ass wing on the back of the car, put a fart can muffler on the exhaust, or decide to roll huge ass wheels. Just so you guys know, you aren't cool! all it does is make you look like the cheap stupid ass you are. The wing does nothing except take away force from the front wheels when you're going fast, so its a safety hazard. The muffler does nothing except show that you were to god damn cheap to install a full exhaust system, and the huge ass wheels show that you just blew your savings on wheels that will make it harder to stop and will force you to change your brakes sooner, becuase you burn them out. COME ON PEOPLE GROW SOME GOD DAMN F*CKING BRAINS!




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  • 1
    I'd like to extend this rant to include fucking dodge neons, ford focuses, and chevy cavaliers.

    Your car cost you an amazing 4-6 grand, and you blew just as much (if not more) throwing on bullshit parts when you could have just saved your fucking money and bought a much better car instead.

    GRRRR!!! Fucking idiots!

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 2
    My personal favorite is when someone slaps a "Proud to be American" bumper sticker on an import.
    Its not quite as stupid as a $3000 stereo system in a $200 car, or rims on that $200 car, but the irony is incredible

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 3
    Gotta love those hubcap spinners from walmart. Those things are classy!

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 4
    just because they cant afford a nice car your gonna rip on them for trying to make it look a little better(even if theyre not succesfull) what if you were really ugly and you tried to wear some nice clothes to try to look a little better and i said"why the fuck are you wearing that you look ugly anyway"

    Posted 10 months ago | Report
  • 5
    Yes, yes I damn sure will. The comparison you made is as hilariously fucking stupid as the asshat ricers with tricked out cars. I mean jesus... if you're going to blow money on a shitty car, blow your money making it BETTER instead of SHITTIER. Fucking ricer retards...

    Posted 10 months ago | Report
  • 6
    A good point is raised here and I see the same thing, the cosmetics of your import rice burner DOES NOT make it race car. So yes, quit showing off with your loud muffler and thinking your the fastest car on the road. Especially when you are driving too fast and not leaving time to stop when someone pulls out of a parking lot not realizing you're moving at an astronomically high velocity.

    There's a big difference between cosmetics and performance. Performance is hidden, such as engine and suspension. This raises another issue. Racing tuned suspension? Too many people don't realize this modification means it needs to stay on a race track, which is built as a flawless smooth surface. The suspension is only meant to follow contour and reduce sway. The streets have inconsistencies, bumps and pot holes which could cause you to loose traction at a high speed.

    Lets look at the opposite aspect. Unmodified stock suspension on a race track. A high enough speed in the turn and you would sway and swerve and loose it.

    To conclude: Built for street, stays on the street- Built for track, stays on the track. So yeah, quit showing off with your wan-a-be race car.

    Posted 10 months ago | Report
  • 7
    i can build a car faster than a 2008 gallardo with a 1990 civic body and 30000 dollars, and it wont be in the shop every week and itll last about 650000 miles, how exactly is that being a poser race car? just because these people aren't sheep and don't buy cars because they see them in rap videos, and actually think for themselves instead of dumb fuckers who drive luxury exlusive cars that crap out on them in like 5 minutes. dumb shits

    Posted 7 months ago | Report
  • 8
    www.50forchange.com

    Posted 1 month ago | Report

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