Fat tards
I totally hate those fat tards who go around fattin it up all over the place, moaning and groaning when they walk up stairs or small inclines. I can't stand the diet supplements that get added to food these days, like aspartame in diets coke and olestra in chips. OLESTRA GAVE ME ANAL LEAKAGE!!!Rating:4.84
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1Is this the same guy that bitches about fatties like twice a week?? Get a life.
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2It sounds to me like he's bitching about Olestra giving him the Hershey squirts and snuck in the fat vent. I'm not sure what one has to do with the other.
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3Why would you eat it then? you don't like it but you eat food with it? obviously you are not too bright!
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4I know what this guy means... I ate a half bag of these new Doritos in class, and within a half hour I had to run outta the class. But it was too late, as soon as I stood up from my chair I felt warm liquid shit running down my leg! To my horror it stained my white khakis a dirty brown and dripped onto the floor, which I slipped on and fell, there was shit all over....
I ate the chips but didnt know this would happen, i didnt know that these new chips could be bad for me. I feel like Frito Lays is trying to destroy my life through shit exploits, I will never live up to my full potential now that everyone at school calls me shit slip steven.
Damn you fatties and your shitty diet food!
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5"everyone at school calls me shit slip steven"
lmfao
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6Anal leakage is only the start man. Wait till you get hooked on diet coke and doritos like a guy I knew B. Folk. Had 4 cans of salt free,sugar free,bubble free,flavour free cokes a day...I think they are purchased mostly at german flea markets and/or underground health stores..anyways..the diet conscious nazi ended up getting all sorts of anal discomforts/diseases...starting from of course as you said anal leakage...which leads to loose-anus syndrome, found to be genetic and paternally inherited. From there it got worse..he suffered from large anal palps, pimples and pussing warts. The sad thing that happened wasn't exterior/interior deformation...it was the dramatic shift in hygiene and most shockingly, sexual tendencies. The whole anal trauma got him so obsessed with keeping his ass clean...to the point of using strong disinfectants every morning....before coffee even. And the anal fetish brought on strong homosexual feelings....the thirst for penis was stronger than ever!....So next time you feel the need to go "diet"...I strongly advise you to think again.....where did hal and joanne go?...bodybreak spoke-persons!....institutions for the annaly deranged...thats where!!!
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7A guy at work once shit himself. I was the manager. I nearly had to kick his ass. He called his girlfriend to bring him new pants from home. I was like, if you had asked, I would have let you go home to get new pants. But instead his girlfriend now knows he cant hold his shit. (They are no longer together)
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8I'm glad I found a place where I don't feel all alone
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9BEST POST EVER!!!!!
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10I think I smell the shit winds coming
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11without olestra i would have died, shit chips saved this fat fuck !
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12Enough with the shit analogies Lahey!
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13Insert butt plug then eat 2 bags of chips... this was a contest I had with my mate Al...
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14I'm glad all you think anal leakage is so funny, just wait until you are my age you won't be laughing then boy I'll tell you... just you wait until you have to have a nurse come over and wipe your ass so much that chafes up all red and gets scaley and sore... just you wait you little young punks
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15I think I shit myself
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