Fucking yankees
I just moved from the south to the north, and it is fucking cold. How the fuck do the fucking yankees take this shit. It is 30 degrees outside, and the wind is blowing at 50 mph. (literally 50 mph, I just looked at weather channel) In the south we called that a severe thunderstorm or a hurricane. Up here it is that fucking windy and FREEZING. Yankees are walking around without coats on. What the fuck.Rating:4.00
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1Uh...welcome to "We're Not Gigantic Pussies" Land. Please check your coat and whining at the door, thanks.
Also, "Yankees"? Seriously? Are you time traveling from the 1800's?
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2Although, I do have to say that your poll is hilarious.
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3We can handle the cold, man. We think Georgia is hot as hell and way too humid. What's the deal with that? Hell, some people even live in colder places. Seriosuly, how can they get by? What is their problem?
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4Here's what I would do if I were you... Move back to the south. If that's not an option I'll see what I can do to aid in global warming for you but I fear that by the time it helps you'll be used to the cold and then you'll be bitching about global warming.
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5Lots of them say the same thing in reverse when they come to the south. I live in Orlando so I'm used to the hot weather but I go to a convention in Miami every year in August and we stand around outside by the pool a lot and people are constantly asking me, "How can you stand to live in this heat?"
Of course my answer is, "That's why God invented shorts and air conditioning." So, I guess when you bitch about the cold, those Yankees should tell you, "That's why God invented jackets and heaters."
p.s. When I read the title I thought for sure this was going to be a baseball vent.
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6Well, I just moved from the Poconos in PA to Fayetteville, NC. It is so different here. It's a lot easier to just add an extra layer of clothing than it is to have to always be in doors or in a pool.
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7You just have to adjust. I think it is easier to adjust to constant heat than freezing rain and snowstorms, but either way, you can always go inside. I would move out of the cold, but then again, I love to throw snowballs, and watch people slip and fall on the ice.
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8For me it'd be "Fucking East Coast", its so god-damn humid.
Then again, what the fuck do I know about weather, I live in California, we don't have weather here.
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9Our weather ranges from plus 30 degrees Celcius, to minus 30 degrees Celsius in the course of the four seasons. We're a hearty bunch up here! :)
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10what the fuck is 30 degrees celcius
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11And who uses Celsius anymore? It's all about the Farenheit, baby.
P.S. 30 degrees Celsius is around 85 degrees Farenheit, if I remember high school chem correctly.
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12We use celsius here. Its called the metric system.
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13The metric system sucks. Use Farenheit you commie bastard
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14I for one look forward to cooler weather. I live in Florida where it's about 99 degrees with 99 percent humidity for 10 months out of the year. Soon I will be moving north to work (there are no jobs here unless you like making fries) and having seasons will be nice.
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