I just want a regular fucking coffee
So there's one of those coffee shops in the mall. I'm going to get a coffee, just a plain ordinary coffee. But 90% of the time someone ahead of me is getting two or three of those mocha foamy frappe latte sprinkle it with cinnamon faggot coffees, which seem to take ten minutes to make them all. And what the fuck is it with paying $4.50 for a coffee anyway. Oh, let me guess, it's trendy or it's the "IN" thing to do and you must fit in with everyone else.I don't have a lot of things planned or in a big hurry, but this is really fucking annoying having to stand and wait for what feels like a good ten minutes. So I'll just turn around and go somewhere else. I look at the other stores in the food court of the mall and think maybe I'll try one of them. Yeah, they sell regular ordinary coffee, but they just happen to be a lot of the major fast food labels and there's at least 15 people ordering food. I guess I'll go do something else for now.
Suck your latte faggot coffee up your Gucci wearing fat fucking ass and blow it out your snotty nose into shot glass!!
So with that being off my chest, these idiots should try adding up how much they spend in a month for these coffees.
Rating:3.00
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1McDonald's coffee won in a blind taste test as being better than Barnie's and Starbucks and they have fast service and the coffee is cheap there.
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2I couldn't agree more with the "fancy coffee" trend. But I don't wait for my plain old coffee, a Large Double/Double is still a standard order at Tim Hortons. :)
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3Why would anyone go to a specialty coffee shop and pay specialty coffer prices if all they want is a regular cup of coffee?
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4MAKE THE COFFEE AT HOME!!!! Fuck, what is your problem, make it in the morning and forget it! Why do you need coffee all fucking day anyway? The shit makes your teeth yellow and it makes your breath smell like shit!
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5"Oh, let me guess, it's trendy or it's the "IN" thing to do and you must fit in with everyone else."
Exactly the same reason you drink coffee. You started off doing it to fit in with everyone else. Now you're addicted to it and need it as a stimulant but in the beginning you drank it because everyone else did.
And don't say you didn't and that you drank it for the taste because I don't know anyone that thought that coffee tasted good the first time they tried it, especially if they hadn't loaded it with cream and sugar first.
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6i think starbucks has lead lined walls or something, because my mobile has good signal literally everywhere in my area, except for in starbucks
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7What's with the coffee hatred? lol
I get a coffee in the morning for the jolt of caffiene, not to fit in. Fit in with who? The old people sitting around gossiping as I slide though the drive thru? How stupid.
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8Yeah, coffee is great. I for one do drink it for the taste, black. And the warmth. November in MA!
As for the double-mocha-frappe-latte drinkers, get thee a sawed-off shotgun.
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9It sounds like what you REALLY hate is just waiting in any kind of line. Most of us do.
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10i know what they mean but it seems they are only saying this to try to make it seem like they are better them, personal i fucking hate people like you who just try to put everybody down when you dont even know who they are , are you that fucking ignorant that you really let stupid shit like this bother you if so you need to get a life
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11Lines suck
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12Really original man. Way to go.
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13i actually did add up all i spent on any sort of caffeinated beverage in a semester while i was at school and i never buy it anymore. i invested in a cheapish espresso machine to steam my own lattes... and i drip my own coffee because seriously, it really is faster than waiting in those lines.
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