Guys are dicks
Why do guys always think we women can't have sex without falling in love ? If one more fucking jackass comes up to me thinking his dick is kryptonite and I am just gonna go all psycho for his piece I am gonna implant my foot in his ass.Rating:2.25
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1In the words of the ladies man "Yeah, that was nice. You should get going."
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2I experienced this, this summer, and it was surprising. "I just want to fuck you honey, trust me" lol!
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3You know how many guys hope like hell to find a chick that just wants to fuck?
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4I used to think that all women just wanted relationships, too, until I found myself an honest-to-goodness fuck buddy who just wants the convenience of a good tension-releasing roll in the sheets every week or so. Hallelujah!
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5You lucky bastard.
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6Hey sweetheart, every girl that I have fucked has freaked out when I told them I didn't want a relationship and just a FWB. I bet 90% of all other guys have run into the same thing, that is why we say all women want a relationship!!! If we can find a women who just wants to fuck and have fun, it's very few and far between!
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7If his dick is your kryptonite than it would kill you. Nice comic book reference, but you failed. Are you really mad that can't be as slutty as you would like to be? There are wierd parties and get togethers for stuff like this. Maybe all guys don't always think the same thing about all girls. That's probably not true though, I bet all girls are just like you and just want to fuck, and that all guys are terrified to just fuck you. I bet that's true in every case.
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8She never compared herself to Superman, and thus Kryptonite wouldn't kill her. Perhaps she views herself as more of a "Lex Luther" personality type, in which case, Kryptonite would indeed be extremely valuable, considering its the only known weakness of her sworn enemy.
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9Every time I have sex with a girl and I've tried all different personality types I have never ended up with a fuck buddy. I always end up with a stalker. Even if she is a total ho.
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10" If one more fucking jackass comes up to me "- And where the hell is this going on? Bars, night clubs? If this is so, then the guys are there for the same reason. Pick up chics, fuck 'em and forget 'em. If they think you want a continuing relationship, it's only because they think you're an easy lay and they want you to be their ongoing sex toy. They'll then pick up some other chic the next weekend and put you back on the shelf. So this thing about a relationship is a facade on their behalf. Besides, a true relationship is not based on having sex within the first 4 hrs. of knowing someone.
Let the promiscuous fuck-fest at the local meat-rack begin my little meat-mannequin!!!
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11my dick isnt kryptonite, it is more like a diamond (a girls best friend + the hardest material on earth). Oh yea. seriously hun, what are you doin later tonight?? play your cards right and i just might let you gobble the 'ole crank.
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12You r a fuckin whore!
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