Maybe you shouldn't drive
You have panic attacks. You have no sense of direction. You're deathly afraid of being lost or running out of gas, despite the fact that you're only an hour away from home, both of us have cell phones, and there are plenty of people around. You don't know how to drive at night. You're bitchy and whiny, too. Hell, I don't know how we made it home.I wish I'd known this before I agreed to let you drive! Sorry, my friend, but next time, I'm taking the wheel!
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1Haha, sounds like you and I know some of the same people, friend. I live in a town where all of the streets and avenues are NUMBERED, and laid out in a damn GRID, for crap's sake, and some people still get hopelessly lost. I always give them bogus directions when they ask, I figure Darwin would have wanted it that way.
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2Next time just make sure he's drunk first and everything will be fine.
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3Mention Tom Tom to this clueless idiot. I'm sure you'll get a laugh when this dumb-fuck moron returns from the store with a musical instrument like a drum.
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4Ha ha, very funny. Give stupid people bad directions because Darwin would have wanted it that way. Funny shit.
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5www.bahamas-nassau.dramacaster.com
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