"Ventibate just saved someone's life today. Instead of bashing in the skull of that stupid fuck who cut me off I can post this here instead."
Fucking pigs
I don't understand why those fucking donut sucking hogs had to kill that dog! It was running up to it's owners to play with them!!! I hope all co...
Sooo pissed off!
I got a goldfish today: thought I'd care for it and stick to the instructions word for word, have it live for years and years and so on.
When I c...
Im sick of you men!
All you do is bitch about how bad we are at giving blow jobs! Instead of bitching give us pointers! I enjoy giving head and would like to be an abs...
Dillema
I am at a crossroads. I have been with this woman for 9 years. We are broke and everytime we make an agreement to stop spending and try to get th...
Dear Mom and Dad
You know how in The Lion King Simba grew up and he was so mentally tortured and suffered from all that guilt, thinking not only that he was a murde...
National Anthem
So I was watching the World Series and they had the god-damn backstreet boys signing the National Anthem. HOLY SHIT did they fuck it up. It was so ...
Fucking myspace.... And facebook. DAMN IT.
So I am 23.... I am in college and almost done... and I have friends that are retarded. OK, so I love my friend to death. Lets call her Jane. Jane ...
Unemployed....
This is terrible. I lost my job due to layoffs. I filed for unemployment. I went through ALLLLLL kinds of bull shit to try and get 300bucks a week,...
Let Down By The System
This vent has been a long time coming and therefore is long, wordy, tired, and worn out. (Just like your mom, burn.) So, dont read it if you are go...
Doesn't Anyone Love Them?
What's with the Cargo pants 4 inches off the floor, 2 sizes too tight, pale butter yellow and the pretty flowerd MOCK turtleneck... To top it off, ...
To the fat jerk at the grocery store
Hey, you, fat fuck who was just behind me in line at the local grocery store... What was it, your first day as a human being? Did you think that b...
Why don't girls give better head?
They should watch a damn porno and see how it's done. SUCK IT! Don't lick it twice and stick it in your cunt you little prude!!!
Hoping it ends soon!
Like any normal guy, I like looking at girls butts. But these low rise jeans really have to go. The waistband pinches in on the wrong place making ...
My so called friend
She has abandoned me after 10 years of online friendship. We've never met in person but we've talked on the computer for hours a day almost every d...
Four years and nothing to show
It's been five years since I met you. For the past four I've been head over heels for you, and for the past four years you've shut me down. It to...
Ever happened to you?
I went on a date with a girl I want so bad
I made the mistake of wanting to go to a restaurant.
I was too nervous to eat.
Now I look bad.
F...
Stupid Wife!!!
I feel like yelling at my wife. But instead, I am going to vent here. Aren't you people lucky?
My wife and I have separate bank accounts and and ...
Do we settle?
Have you ever settled for "less than true love?" Admit it. 80% of the people in relationships right now would probably be alone if they weren't sac...
WTF am I supposed to do about it?
So for the past month I've been having problems with my Durango dying on me. I've told my husband about it thinking he's the one who constantly wor...
I could have killed somebody at work today
The title's not what you think it is. I'll give you a little background info:
I'm a forklift driver; I pick stuff up, and put it down somewhere ...
Had it tonight!
I have had about all I can take tonight between my mother and my step father! Sure I am 23 and still live at home but that sure as hell doesn't mea...
Anyone watch family guy tonight? (Sun the 19th)???
Wow... That was the most amazing 30 minutes of cartoon entertainment I've seen in my life.
What other TV series adds that much political crap int...
Im such a fucking tool
Im such an IDIOT!!!!
i was at a massive party the other night and consumed far too much vodka and beer as is the norm at parties like these. So a...
Queen Sarah
Let us usher in an era of "belief over truth," a time when arrogant greed can call itself compassion, a moment when ugly reality can be sucessfully...
What the GOP offers
Anger, hate, name-calling, ass-clenching, fist punching, KKK, assholes.
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