My neighbor is a stupid bitch
The girl who lives in the apartment next to me plays the same game every week. She goes out on Friday or Saturday, finds a guy, and has sex relentlessly until Wednesday. During this time she is telling her friends how she is in love and all this bullshit. Then, sometime around Wednesday (or 2:00 AM Thursday morning in this case) one of her friends asks if they are dating. He says no, and she loses her shit. Our walls are thin, so not only do I have to listen to sex several days a week (she is a screamer, and always announces "Im cumming, Im cumming, oh god, Im cumming"- same fucking line every time), but I also have to listen to the hysterics every time she realises she is just a piece of ass.Tonight, I pounded on the wall to get her to shut up (she was crying loudly). She cried even louder, so I said loudly "look, it will be ok". She said she needed someone to talk to, could she come over, and I said fine. I know that was very stupid, but it was the only way to get some fucking sleep. She comes over and starts talking about how she got this guy's mother's phone number and she was going to call her in the morning to let her know what her son was up to, and what an asshole he is. Of course I told her that was not the way to go. I also told her everything would get better, she has a lot going for her....blah blah blah blah. Eventually she left.
Obviously this bitch is crazy. Why she does this EVERY FUCKING WEEK is beyond me. The result really shouldnt shock her anymore. Why she thinks it is cool to call a guy's mother (a guy she has not even know for a week) is pretty wild to.
My question is this:
What should I do about my crazy ass neighbor so I can get some fucking sleep. Finals are comming up and this shit is killing me.
Rating:5.00
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1lose your virginity and fuck her you pussy
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2send a noise complaint and have her ass pitched out onto the street where she can continue to ply her trade.
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3I did seriously consider calling the police in the hopes that they could shut her the fuck up, but in the end, i figured that was too harsh
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4I just checked the top ten answers and the number one answer is...
Fucking move!
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5I bet that chick is the same one that posted the rant about guys trying to slip it in her ass.
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6tell her how stupid it is to make the same mistake weekly. tell her to develop some standards or criteria that regualtes her number of boyfriends. if that fails, step up to the plate and fulfill her needs
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7i would of boned that bitch when she came over to talk. laughs
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will ferrell bones chicks at funerals that are vulnerable
its an aphrodisiac
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8Regarding comment 3, "I figured that was too harsh".
Is this what you considered when you've already ascertained that she sees the entire world revolving around her vagina. She is not going to change.
Either move somewhere quieter or take action. Call the Police and make a noise complaint. Get some form of documentation copies or an incident number from the Police each time you have to call them. If so, present this documentation to the Landlord or building Super. each time.
If you show empathy or cater to this twit's emotional needs, she will pull you into her pattern of stupidity. Get tough, take action or start losing more sleep.
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9and depending on if the landlord's dick has been in her pussy, she'll get kicked out. otherwise you'll get kicked out.
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10Hmm, yeah this is a bitch of a situation. I agree about complaining with some paper behind it. Its useless just to say its been going on forever if you don't have anything to back it up.
Its complete bullshit though, and I have a roommate that has (lame) parties until 3 on fucking tuesdays. I'm in the process of moving the hell out of this slimy fuckhole.
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11I'd fuck her relentlessly in my apartment, and she wouldn't have to worry about finding anybody. I wouldn't even mind listening then. I'd like to have a slutty girl next door.
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12If i fucked her relentlessly she might call my mother
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