The most screwed up act ever
Now I hate old ladies for countless reasons such as: Inability to drive in any normal fashion, Grouchiness, Penny counting at stores, and probably many others that I cannot think of now. However, despite my spite for these people I would never dream of being disrespectful to any very old person. Especially a tiny little old lady. So here is the story of atrocity. I was a passenger in my friends giant bright yellow truck. We were 16 at the time, the time was about five in the afternoon. We were driving down a country road speed limit 55, drinking beer, that was the thing to do in Idaho when your parents wouldn't let you drink at home. There had been a very heavy rain that had let off and left large pools of water on the sides of the road. We are traveling 55 mph down the road and up ahead there is a little old lady checking her mail. As we pass her by my friend swerves right and into a huge puddle. This resulted in a 6 foot tall wave, which was towering over the little old lady. The wave hit her before she even had chance to shuffle away. If she had not grabbed her mail box and held on it surely would have washed her halfway up her yard. She was drenched as was her mail. I looked at my friend in disgust. I was fucking shocked. Before I could say anything to him I was overcome by mad laughter that I could not control for the better part of thirty minutes. When I regained composure and asked why he would do such a thing to an old as dirt lady he looked at me grinned and shrugged his shoulders. I still laugh about it to this day. I guess though I would never disrespect an old lady I'm not above finding humor in it. As long as its not those bastards who beat the shit out of old ladies for meth money.Not really a rant but a story that I needed to share. Don't be cruel to old ladies.
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1I think all of us have either seen or envisioned something like this and laughed at it - there's just something about such a spectacle that tugs at our sadistic side. Though it's not real cool to do this to someone in real life, on a prank scale I'd say it was relatively harmless. However, if your friend goes out of his way to do stuff like this all the time I'd be a little worried about him.
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2she got pwned
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3Yeah, you look at it and laugh, you bastard, because you didn't happen to hit her while you were driving around drunk. I wish everyone like you would drive around drunk until you killed someone that I personally dont' know. You could live with it for a few years and then commit suicide.
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4The last comment is just plain moronic. You wish drunk drivers would kill people you don't know so they would suffer from the guilt? Hey moron, did you stop to think that the people they kill that you don't know are known by someone? Maybe you don't know them but those people are someone's kid, brother, sister, mother or father you fucking prick.
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5I hope this kid drives drunk and sends his car hurtling off of a cliff and kills himself ONLY. fuck him, and every other dipshit fucker that drives around drinking or intoxicated. You are truly the scum of the earth, and deserve to be treated as such.
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6"Another drink, turns a dink, into an asshole"
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