Complete Dumbass Drivers
My job requires that we sometimes block off entire lanes of traffic or sometimes just a cone width out into the main line. But even with enough room to drive a semi easily past us, people who got thier drivers licenses out of the grab bag bin at the Dollar Store seem to think that orange cones mean drive as fast as possible and as close as possible to the cones. I have even watched one dumbass hit a few of the cones that I had set out to block one lane of a four lane road. What the hell? Did you not notice the line of 40 cones? Did you not notice the strobe lights on my truck or the strobe lights on the other guys truck? How did you miss all of these things on a 5 mile stretch of road that was perfectly straight? The orange flag means SLOW THE FUCK DOWN its not a fucking green flag for NASCAR.Another thing that drives me nuts is the dumbasses that stop in the middle of the fucking road to ask me directions when they have a fucking map to look at. I'm busy I dont have time to help your dumbass because you cant read a fucking map. If one idiot pulls over to ask directions atleast one more idiot will pull over to ask directions.
So thats my rant and if you dont like it well drive like an idiot past another site of mine and see if you don't get a crowbar through your window.
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So you're the fucker that makes me late for work every day... FUCK YOU!
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I always speed through construction zones. I'm afraid if I fuck around too long someone will wander out and try to stop traffic. And knocking down cones is fun, its like a game.
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Any retard can get a drivers license these days. Soon it'll just be handed to you when you hit the age and they will skip all that pesky "training" crap. Who needs that, eh?
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#1 - you're late for work EVERY day - and you STILL haven't figured out you might try leaving earlier???
Seem to me your gene pool could us a little chlorine.
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^ That's "seems", twit... But yeah - right on.
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#4 - I do leave earlier. But, I have to contend with asshole construction dorks shutting down a lane of traffic and not actually doing any fucking work. I also have to contend with left-lane dicks, perhaps like yourself, who don't realize that the left lane is the passing lane, not the dick-around cruising lane. Finally, I usually encounter a fucking school bus, which always adds 15 minutes to my commute.
And, when I leave earlier, The school bus runs earlier, there are more construction delays, and a lot more tools driving slowly in the left fucking lane.
Furthermore, on occasion, a dumbass like you will wreck their fucking car, causing both a shutdown and a gaper delay.
Maybe that's because I have to use one of the busiest Interstates for ten miles of my daily commute.
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Hey Im not even in my office until 8am so im not even on the roads until 930am and im on the road to the office by 430 so im not the construction crews. I work for an environmental firm.
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Even worse #7.
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How is that even worse?
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I can't get over the ones who ignore the "Lane Closed Ahead" signs and squeeze past the merging traffic, going as fast as possible, and run right up to the big fucking barricades before jamming on their brakes and trying to cut off a random person so they can get in. Times like that I wish spike strips and RPGs were easier for civilians to obtain.
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Even worse that you work for an environmental firm, aka the antithesis of progress.
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"Progress"??! Get the fuck over yourself!
"The reasonable man adapts himself to his environment. The unreasonable man adapts the environment to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." - George Bernard Shaw
Maybe you haven't heard... Earth don't need us to survive - but WE fucking well need EARTH to do so... IDIOT!
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Hey #6, move closer to where you work. That way traffic cone guy won't have to suffer your miserable road raging ass.
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10,
That is made all the worse by people who let them in. Just as bad.
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12, the Earth will be here long after we die out, and it will recover just fine. You, sir, are simply an insignificant pimple on Mother Earth's ass.
13, I refuse to move any closer to NJ than I have to. working for the state is bad enough.
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So you're the fucker that makes me late for work every day... FUCK YOU!Posted 3 months ago | Report
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I always speed through construction zones. I'm afraid if I fuck around too long someone will wander out and try to stop traffic. And knocking down cones is fun, its like a game.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Any retard can get a drivers license these days. Soon it'll just be handed to you when you hit the age and they will skip all that pesky "training" crap. Who needs that, eh?Posted 3 months ago | Report
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#1 - you're late for work EVERY day - and you STILL haven't figured out you might try leaving earlier??? Seem to me your gene pool could us a little chlorine.
Posted 3 months ago | Report
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^ That's "seems", twit... But yeah - right on.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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#4 - I do leave earlier. But, I have to contend with asshole construction dorks shutting down a lane of traffic and not actually doing any fucking work. I also have to contend with left-lane dicks, perhaps like yourself, who don't realize that the left lane is the passing lane, not the dick-around cruising lane. Finally, I usually encounter a fucking school bus, which always adds 15 minutes to my commute. And, when I leave earlier, The school bus runs earlier, there are more construction delays, and a lot more tools driving slowly in the left fucking lane.
Furthermore, on occasion, a dumbass like you will wreck their fucking car, causing both a shutdown and a gaper delay.
Maybe that's because I have to use one of the busiest Interstates for ten miles of my daily commute.
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Hey Im not even in my office until 8am so im not even on the roads until 930am and im on the road to the office by 430 so im not the construction crews. I work for an environmental firm.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Even worse #7.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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How is that even worse?Posted 3 months ago | Report
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I can't get over the ones who ignore the "Lane Closed Ahead" signs and squeeze past the merging traffic, going as fast as possible, and run right up to the big fucking barricades before jamming on their brakes and trying to cut off a random person so they can get in. Times like that I wish spike strips and RPGs were easier for civilians to obtain.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Even worse that you work for an environmental firm, aka the antithesis of progress.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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"Progress"??! Get the fuck over yourself!"The reasonable man adapts himself to his environment. The unreasonable man adapts the environment to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." - George Bernard Shaw
Maybe you haven't heard... Earth don't need us to survive - but WE fucking well need EARTH to do so... IDIOT!
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Hey #6, move closer to where you work. That way traffic cone guy won't have to suffer your miserable road raging ass.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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10,That is made all the worse by people who let them in. Just as bad.
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12, the Earth will be here long after we die out, and it will recover just fine. You, sir, are simply an insignificant pimple on Mother Earth's ass.13, I refuse to move any closer to NJ than I have to. working for the state is bad enough.
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