Roadside Arsonists

Here we are in North San Diego County, with another Red Flag Warning, and there you are, you absolute imbecile, throwing your lit cigarette out the window of your little truck, you stupid Roadside Arsonest. I just so happen to to be behind you, "watching your butt" as it's flying around releasing all it's little red hot embers along the roadside. You stupid fool. Not only was I watching your butt, but I was taking down your license plate number. As far as I am concerned, YOU are an arsonest, a homeland terrorist. People like you need to be fined a whole lot of money, have to fight a fire alongside real men, and serve community time helping those who lost everything in the fires that have hit this area. I'm not sure how much the fine is for idiots like you. It should start at no less than $10,000.00, although thats not nearly enough. I'll do all I can to stop you, and see that you pay for your stupidity.




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  • 1
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    Posted 10 months ago | Report
  • 2
    You were checking out a guys butt?

    Posted 10 months ago | Report
  • 3
    Morons should be thrown in jail every time a cop sees them do it. First of all it's littering which is illegal, second, considering it can start a fire in some areas, like you say, it should be considered attempted arson.

    Posted 10 months ago | Report
  • 4
    wow the second ciggarette rant in a week. get a fucking life

    Posted 10 months ago | Report
  • 5
    He does have a life and just doesn't want it ruined because some idiot burns his neighborhood to the ground.

    Posted 10 months ago | Report
  • 6
    Gee, there are only 20-some fires a year in California, that burn down hundreds of peoples' houses. But, you know, what are the odds that MY lit cigarette but will start one?

    Posted 10 months ago | Report
  • 7
    "Gee, there are only 20-some fires a year in California, that burn down hundreds of peoples' houses. But, you know, what are the odds that MY lit cigarette but will start one?"

    Well, since you're clearly an arrogant jackass, you should obviously do whatever you can to find out the odds, right? Also, don't be such a trashy pig and keep your garbage in your damn car. Just because you don't want it in there doesn't mean that everyone else wants it outside, either.

    Posted 10 months ago | Report
  • 8
    Hey. Dumbass. I wasn't even being subtle. Get a clue.

    Who says "gee" when they're expressing their honestly held opinions?

    Fucking dumbass.

    Posted 10 months ago | Report
  • 9
    "Gee, there are only 20-some fires a year in California, that burn down hundreds of peoples' houses. But, you know, what are the odds that MY lit cigarette but will start one?"

    Real intelligent comment there dufus. The odds that your cigarette butt would start a fire might be low but if you multiply those odds by the number of people that throw lit cigarette butts on the ground the odds go way down and become quite good that at least one of them will start a major fire that destroys millions of dollars in property and sometimes animals and people too.

    Make a note to yourself and paste it on your forehead.

    "Note to self. Never, under any circumstances go to Las Vegas because I'm too stupid to understand how odds work."

    Posted 10 months ago | Report
  • 10
    No, people really shouldn't be arrested every time they throw a smoke out the window. That would mean you would have to arrest millions of people every day, wasting taxpayers money. There is not enough room in holding cells to arrest everyone that does it.

    You are an idiot.

    Stop crying about fucking cigarette butts.

    Posted 10 months ago | Report
  • 11
    Obviously it would be impractical to throw them in jail but a nice fine for littering might get the point across.

    Posted 10 months ago | Report
  • 12
    "Obviously it would be impractical to throw them in jail but a nice fine for littering might get the point across."

    Agreed. If they can't understand the laws, then hit 'em where it hurts the most: the wallet.

    Posted 10 months ago | Report
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