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I'm sick of having to see Mike Tyson's ugly fucking mug every time that I come to this site, already pissed off as it is. Someone should shoot that ugly rapist piece of shit. Mike Tyson probably can't read or write anyway, so what the fuck kind of promoter is he for a site based on those two actions? Fuck that ugly nigger.

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  • 1
    I guess you missed the sarcastic humor behind the photo and the quote. But don't worry, we'll find another useless piece of shit to use as our spokesman or woman soon. Maybe Hillary would be a good next choice.

    admin

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 2
    Oh, so the admin does have opinions!!!

    Do you ever create your own rants?

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 3
    Nah, I take out my frustrations by beating my wife and kids.

    Oh snap, there's some more of that sarcastic humor some people probably won't get.

    admin

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 4
    Hmmm.. my problem with that particular instance of sarcastic humor (above, not Mike Tyson) is that it seems intended to make a point, but really doesn't. It was certainly sarcastic, I just don't see the humor.

    I also agree that the poster is an idiot for missing hte point.

    Further, that banner is annoying as hell, I too am tired of seeing it. God damn, it was funny, but... CHANGE it please?

    Maybe make 4 more, and cycle through them? Is that so much to ask?

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 5
    "It was certainly sarcastic, I just don't see the humor."

    Like I said, some people probably won't get it, but I'll pass your request on to the design department. I'm a little tired of Tyson too.

    admin

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 6
    as a future lawyer, im wondering about the possible legal implications of using someone's likeness to promote your product without their knowledge.

    but i support wife beating, so what the hell??

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 7
    Perhaps a picture of Wile E. Coyote with that Ominous look on his face. He's got to be the most frustrated dude ever.

    I wonder if he buys ACME on line nowadays?

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 8
    future lawyer, are you serious?

    As someone not interested in being a lawyer, the answer is still obvious to me. As a future lawyer, why not do a little research? Try keywords like "celebrity, parody, fair use" and so on.

    I'm guessing, though, that by "future lawyer" you mean that you are a high school or undergrad student sitting on your ass and dreaming about scoring well on your LSATs.

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 9
    Yeah, Tyson's getting kinda old, how about cycling through pics of some more topical celebs? NOT Hillary, though; her pic is already pasted everywhere.

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 10
    As the person that replied to the future lawyer pointed out it's parody. Have you ever seen www.theonion.com ?

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 11
    Maybe get a bunch of different ones and have a random one show every time you visit the site?

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 12
    "Maybe get a bunch of different ones and have a random one show every time you visit the site?"

    That was our plan all along, we just hadn't gotten to it yet and have been concentrating on the programming. While we build some more, everyone can enjoy looking at Britney's "ugly fucking mug".

    admin

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 13
    ^^^ LOVE IT.

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 14
    I now love the admin here.

    Posted 8 months ago | Report
  • 15
    thats great, she looks crazy as hell

    Posted 8 months ago | Report

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