I hate my girlfriend
My girlfriend insists that if I want a waked up blowjob that I have to reciprocate. That is fucking bullshit. Dont get me wrong, I love eating pussy, but eating pussy in the morning is like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.Rating:4.83
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But you think your cock is all clean and smells like strawberries in the morning I guess. Pretty stupid reason to hate your girlfriend too.
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Thanks for the visual. Ugh.
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WAAA HAA HAA HAA, so awesome. Girls should suck it on command, no matter what.
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Hey man, so why don't you both jump in the shower together and take care of each other there? That is the best way to wake up in the monring.....beleive me, she'll like it and so will you!
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Got to give alittle to get a little.
Tug one out, you whiner.
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Grilled cheese for the win!
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Sounds like she has a yeast infection to me.
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a yeast infection? i think it's more like gangrene.
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Grilled tuna and cheese sandwich.
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Yeah...I've had some pretty normal wake-up sex with non-grilled cheese vaginas. You should get yourself tested.
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chics r good 4 bjobs and sex; other than that they are useless to men.
Posted 10 months ago | Report
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Awsome this is the best thing I've read all day, lol.
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thank you... best quote ever
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Don't forget to clean her shitter!
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too funny!
Posted 5 months ago | Report
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But you think your cock is all clean and smells like strawberries in the morning I guess. Pretty stupid reason to hate your girlfriend too.Posted 11 months ago | Report
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Thanks for the visual. Ugh.Posted 11 months ago | Report
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WAAA HAA HAA HAA, so awesome. Girls should suck it on command, no matter what.Posted 11 months ago | Report
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Hey man, so why don't you both jump in the shower together and take care of each other there? That is the best way to wake up in the monring.....beleive me, she'll like it and so will you!Posted 11 months ago | Report
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Got to give alittle to get a little.Tug one out, you whiner.
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Grilled cheese for the win!Posted 11 months ago | Report
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Sounds like she has a yeast infection to me.Posted 11 months ago | Report
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a yeast infection? i think it's more like gangrene.Posted 11 months ago | Report
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Grilled tuna and cheese sandwich.Posted 11 months ago | Report
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Yeah...I've had some pretty normal wake-up sex with non-grilled cheese vaginas. You should get yourself tested.Posted 11 months ago | Report
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chics r good 4 bjobs and sex; other than that they are useless to men.Posted 10 months ago | Report
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Awsome this is the best thing I've read all day, lol.Posted 9 months ago | Report
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thank you... best quote everPosted 9 months ago | Report
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Don't forget to clean her shitter!Posted 9 months ago | Report
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too funny!Posted 5 months ago | Report
