Mercury Morris can't rap
I don't know if anyone has seen this, but Mercury Morris, who played for the undefeated Miami Dolphins, has made a rap song focusing on the patriots, and how they won't win 16 games. It is the worst rap I have ever heard. This old man thinks rap hasn't changed since 1983. He sounds like grandmaster flash or a wannabe run dmc.Seriously, I have heard corny 40 year old white guys try to rap, and it sounds exactly like this. This guy is an idiot. He needs to get a life and stop rapping. Re creating 80s rap is so easy a 4 year old could do it. All you have to do is make the last word in every sentence rhyme. It's retarded. no form, no style, this guy is all washed up. What a joke
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1the patriots might not win 16 games, but the dolphins will sure to hell lose 16 games. maybe he should quit rapping and learn how to fucking play football
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2Mercury Morris is 60 years old, he does NOT play football any more. A 60-year-old rapping has got to be pretty damn funny, maybe he could do a duo with Grandpa Simpson. The current Dolphins on the other hand offer enough material for a completely new rant which I will leave to someone with a lesser propensity for 4-letter words.
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3The Patriots pure and simple are cheaters.
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4They just got caught. Everyone in pro sports cheats. I know this. man.
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5All rap sucks! its negative and violent
Posted 3 months ago | Report