I got busted for masturbating
I like to masturbate. I mean I really, really like to masturbate. The other day I was at the mall trying on clothes and decided to spit one out in the dressing room. When I came out, the police were waiting on me. Those fuckers had a camera behind the mirror to stop shoplifting, and they caught me on tape. What kind of invasion of privacy is that?? I was in a private dressing room for christs sake.Rating:2.70
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1Considering it's against the law to have surveillance cameras in dressing rooms, either this is a bogus vent or you're set for life after you win the lawsuit.
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2america is awesome. file a lawsuit, win, and be rewarded for being a deviant. Thats why everybody wants to come here so bad. U S A! U S A!
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3I think it's a bogus one, too - there's no crime in masturbating in a changing room because you are not in public so it's not lewd or obscene behavior. The only thing they could get you for is if you were damaging merchandise or if you were saying anything sexually explicit within earshot of others. I'm hoping the OP will post an addendum saying exactly what the charges were and what state you're living in.
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4"or if you were saying anything sexually explicit within earshot of others"
OH NO NOT THAT! What will happen to the "free world"? The apocalypse is upon us!
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5^ Well, one has to be realistic and consider a department-store environment where there could be young kids around. There's a certain amount of decorum expected in public places... Meg Ryan's performance notwithstanding.
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6lamo
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7how dare you accuse be of being "bullshit" i got busted with a handful of sperm, man. that is just degrading
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8"there could be young kids around
Oh those poor sheltered kids. Oh no!
Let them grow up playing GTA and Halo and blowing shit up and cussing but not about how humans pleasure themselves and each other! No way!
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9so when can i come beat off in front of your kids?^^
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10"so when can i come beat off in front of your kids?^^"
I'm guessing the blowhard doesn't have any.
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11i wasnt beating off in front of kids, i was in a changing room. sometimes duty calls, but im not an animal
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12LMAO!
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13"i wasnt beating off in front of kids, i was in a changing room. sometimes duty calls, but im not an animal"
He wasn't talking to your, he was replying to the commenter above him that made the remark about the poor sheltered kids.
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14as was I. Dumbass
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15No you weren't you moron, you were replying to the commenter that asked the other commenter if he could beat off in front of his kids. You weren't replying to the commenter he replied to because that commenter didn't say a fucking thing about you beating off, he was replying to the commenter that said there could be young kids around, which also was not directed at you.
Are you the same idiot that argued with the admin that he changed the spelling of "your" in the other thread?
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