Snatchhead
I hate my roommate that hasn't moved out yet because she's too fucking lazy to look for a place. It's month number two of this shit. I want my god damn living room back.Rating:5.00
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Roommates are assholes.
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yep never get fucking roomates all they do is sit around and bitch eat your FOOD and drink your BEER and are always to broke to help pay the utilitys
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one night, get into the living room, and lock the door, close the windows too. Now switch of the lights and just let a dim light in the room. Move slowly and keep your face looking down the ground. Now that you settled this gloomy atmosphere, don't even look at her and say :" hey, will you give me a blowjob or i cut your throat with that knife" (yeah, you need to have a knife in your hand) She should start asking you what the fuck is goin on, just stare at her deep in her eyes and say with a psycho smile on your face :"oh, that's nothing, THEY told me to do it, and THEY want to see what's inside you belly, will you let me rip it open for THEM?" don't forget to laugh/cry when you say that.
Then, just go back to your room without a word pretending that they need you to jerk off before you do it.
Best work if done in the middle of the night 3AM.
the next day she should be gone for good. It worked perfectly for me so I thought I would share .
A good piece of acting is better than a three months negociation.
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comment 3 wins
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Find our what animal she's afraid of, then get one as a pet. A big snake, spider, iguana, etc. Make sure it gets out of its enclosure "accidentally" and frequently.
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Roommates are assholes. Posted 1 year ago | Report
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yep never get fucking roomates all they do is sit around and bitch eat your FOOD and drink your BEER and are always to broke to help pay the utilitysPosted 1 year ago | Report
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one night, get into the living room, and lock the door, close the windows too. Now switch of the lights and just let a dim light in the room. Move slowly and keep your face looking down the ground. Now that you settled this gloomy atmosphere, don't even look at her and say :" hey, will you give me a blowjob or i cut your throat with that knife" (yeah, you need to have a knife in your hand) She should start asking you what the fuck is goin on, just stare at her deep in her eyes and say with a psycho smile on your face :"oh, that's nothing, THEY told me to do it, and THEY want to see what's inside you belly, will you let me rip it open for THEM?" don't forget to laugh/cry when you say that.Then, just go back to your room without a word pretending that they need you to jerk off before you do it.
Best work if done in the middle of the night 3AM.
the next day she should be gone for good. It worked perfectly for me so I thought I would share .
A good piece of acting is better than a three months negociation.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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comment 3 winsPosted 1 year ago | Report
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Find our what animal she's afraid of, then get one as a pet. A big snake, spider, iguana, etc. Make sure it gets out of its enclosure "accidentally" and frequently. Posted 1 year ago | Report
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www.classifica-canzoni-italiane.barbarianattheplate.comPosted 4 months ago | Report
