How to kill a planet
We are all going to burn together and this is why:Every day when I wake up I set off three tins of hair spray until they are used up.
I do this every day.
I teach someone else to do this about once a week and they in turn teach someone else.
You see, a lot of us have grudges against the entire human race.
In about 10 years from now this will cause the ozone layer to burn up completely ending all life on earth.
I told all you dirty fuckers to be nicer to me, but you just wouldn't listen would you?
Want to watch the planet burn and get your own back? Why not join me in destroying all life on earth?
Nahahahhaha! (Evil laugh)
Not even Batman can fucking well stop me!
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One can only hope that you'll end up destroying yourself first or someone does it for you.
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You do realize that spray cans no longer use CFCs.... They use highly volatile gases like butane... Aerosol cans stopped being harmful in the 70s and 80s. You're just wasting your money lol.
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#2..."Highly volatile gases like butane", cool, then would someone please toss a lit match at this crazed fuck-wit whilst they are in the process of deploying their sinister plan and blow them to Mars.
At least there, the negligible amount of atmosphere won't take him or her very long to destroy after redeploying a new master plan.
Oh wait, (s)he will be depolarized scattered molecules.
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The Earth has been through far worse shit than us. You think we are a threat? We'd kill ourselves long before we'd kill the planet.
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*sprays hairspay lavishly on golden locks* yawnz... Boring
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#2 - Yeah - apparently the OP has been living in isloation..."Curses! Foiled again!!" >__<
*recommends huffing instead*
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I would have succeeded if it wasn't for you damn kids...
(Next time I'm gonna chop Scoobie doo's bollocks off first...)
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Stupid is as stupid does.
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As bigger fools look on.
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How about finding away on how to kill yourself instead you jerk off
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After you Mr floppy.
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Dude, your hairspray theory is silly. And pointless. Wanna fuck people over that REALLY deserve it?
Send back EVERY junk mail letter you get back to the company who sent it.
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One can only hope that you'll end up destroying yourself first or someone does it for you.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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You do realize that spray cans no longer use CFCs.... They use highly volatile gases like butane... Aerosol cans stopped being harmful in the 70s and 80s. You're just wasting your money lol.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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#2..."Highly volatile gases like butane", cool, then would someone please toss a lit match at this crazed fuck-wit whilst they are in the process of deploying their sinister plan and blow them to Mars.At least there, the negligible amount of atmosphere won't take him or her very long to destroy after redeploying a new master plan.
Oh wait, (s)he will be depolarized scattered molecules.
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The Earth has been through far worse shit than us. You think we are a threat? We'd kill ourselves long before we'd kill the planet.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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*sprays hairspay lavishly on golden locks* yawnz... BoringPosted 3 months ago | Report
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#2 - Yeah - apparently the OP has been living in isloation..."Curses! Foiled again!!" >__<*recommends huffing instead*
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I would have succeeded if it wasn't for you damn kids...(Next time I'm gonna chop Scoobie doo's bollocks off first...)
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Stupid is as stupid does.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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As bigger fools look on.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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How about finding away on how to kill yourself instead you jerk offPosted 3 months ago | Report
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After you Mr floppy.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Dude, your hairspray theory is silly. And pointless. Wanna fuck people over that REALLY deserve it?Send back EVERY junk mail letter you get back to the company who sent it.
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