Non stop farting
I'm firing off about 350 an hour at the moment.I think the paints starting to peel off the walls.
I just know the fabric on my chairs going to have brown stains by morning.
Curse me for trying these damn natural remedy's. Stay away from the milk thistle seed, I'm warning you all now!
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6 farts a minute is pretty impressive.
Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Try Guiness beer and peanuts. That'll take the stripes off a raccoon.
Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Potatoes are my worst enemy. However, I love potatoes. I just make sure I have no plans after wolfin' back 5 helpings of scallop potatoes with lots of onions. Aint nothing worse than walking through the shopping mall knowing that no matter how hard you pucker up and try to sneak it out, everyone will hear its reverberation.
When I get gas, I really get it. I'm talkin' burst farts man. I fart so damn hard that it hurts. I don't dare try a blue angle because that would be a Hindenburg fart. Set fire to the curtains and torch my whole house, no way man.
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Suppository time. get the poop out of your rectum.
Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Xd
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Damn I hate those. Last week at a hotel restaurant I tried to sneak one and sharted instead. Had to excuse myself and run to my room and get rid of my underwear AND pants. I stuck them in the maid's cart 2 doors down. lmao thinking about what she must have done finding those!
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Jones, is that you?
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The last couple days my rectum was a walking stinkbomb. Every few minutes a really warm, juicy, soft, smelly fart would come out. Not a whole lot of volume, but the odor gases in the fart were obscenely concentrated.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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6 farts a minute is pretty impressive.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Try Guiness beer and peanuts. That'll take the stripes off a raccoon.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Potatoes are my worst enemy. However, I love potatoes. I just make sure I have no plans after wolfin' back 5 helpings of scallop potatoes with lots of onions. Aint nothing worse than walking through the shopping mall knowing that no matter how hard you pucker up and try to sneak it out, everyone will hear its reverberation. When I get gas, I really get it. I'm talkin' burst farts man. I fart so damn hard that it hurts. I don't dare try a blue angle because that would be a Hindenburg fart. Set fire to the curtains and torch my whole house, no way man.
Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Suppository time. get the poop out of your rectum.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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XdPosted 3 months ago | Report
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Damn I hate those. Last week at a hotel restaurant I tried to sneak one and sharted instead. Had to excuse myself and run to my room and get rid of my underwear AND pants. I stuck them in the maid's cart 2 doors down. lmao thinking about what she must have done finding those!Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Jones, is that you?Posted 3 months ago | Report
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The last couple days my rectum was a walking stinkbomb. Every few minutes a really warm, juicy, soft, smelly fart would come out. Not a whole lot of volume, but the odor gases in the fart were obscenely concentrated.Posted 2 months ago | Report
