Fat chicks need to lay off me cus I'm thin

I'm hot! I have a great rack, killer tan, great hair and a nice ass. I'm just made that way. I have tried to make friends with people at work but the fat chicks always treat me like I have the plague. WTF?

I have never been anything but nice to you. I try to help you when you seem frustrated. I never call in and I always ask if you want to go to lunch with me. Not once have you ever thanked me for holding the elevator for you.

All I get from you is stupid remarks about blondes and the dumb things they do. Fuck you fatty! I am so over trying to be nice to you.

I can't help it if you have acne or fuzzy hair. Buy some conditioner and try salicylic acid for the zits. Why can't you look this stuff up? Would it kill you to wear something other than a WAY too tight Tshirt and lowrise jeans???? Get online for godsake and find different outfits that flatter your fat. Try going to a salon for highlights and deep conditioning treatment. Try a different fabric. Your belly is bulging out all the time and your love handles are disgusting. The mail guy thinks you are not very lady like and I see him grimace everytime you bend over. Like he can feel the pain the denim must feel everytime you bend in that awkward, weezing, huffing, floppy, movement. You are not a nice person to observe at anytime.

Your teeth are dingy too. You obviously wore braces at some point in your life. Have you ever heard of FLOSS? god woman! pull it together!!

Now you have the other 2 hefty bags chattin' it up about me behind my back! WTF!! I only see them in passing and I heard them talking about a conversation WE had about the copy machine. What is wrong with you? I wish you were at least more feminine, maybe you would respond better when someone tries to pay you a compliment. This is stressing me out.

I know I don't look bad. I know how I do look. I take care of myself. I wish you wouldn't fault me for that. Especially when you are fat and not very attractive. I never flaunt myself in front of anyone. But you make me want to loosen a button on my blouse and let my hair down and put on some p

outy pink gloss just to piss you off. I think I will. and maybe I won't wear a bra. See how you like that cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you gossipy, busy body, moose headed, cud chewing, huffing, weezing, hot mess! prepare for WAR!


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Comments

  • 1
    Nice rant, mister!

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 2
    In my experience, chicks that tell people they're hot, rarely are. Assuming this is even a chick. I'm kind of leaning toward agreeing with #1's assumption.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 3
    A lot of fat people are assholes

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 4
    A lot of any kind of people are assholes.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 5
    I agree with 1: D

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 6
    Misterrrr..........

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 7
    Fat chicks smell and sweat too much.

    Too much testosterone and too manlike.

    Far too hairy too.

    When I fuck one I never tell anyone.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 8
    Nice.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 9
    Methinks the OP is full of herself (himself?). In other words, he/she is full of shit.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 10
    They don't like you 'cause you're skinny/hot ..

    Or maybe they don't like you because you're a complete bitch? Just a theory .. :)

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 11
    Whatever.

    I know who I am/what I am. I am normally very quiet and reserved. I don't bitch about alot of things. But fat cows really piss me off. I'm not full of myself. I just take care of what I have to work with. I eat right and stay active. I try to sleep and at least manage to not have body odor. I also shave my legs and armpits. You might be surprised at how many woman give up on this. Why? I have no clue. But I think it holds even more BO in and makes women smell worse.

    As for those who think I'm a man/guy , all I can say is that you don't know me. and I am guessing don't ever have this type of problem. Thankfully I don't really care what you think. I have faith in myself and my gender.

    I know I am good looking. I have had alot of guys and friends and family and other random people tell me that and I was voted best smile and hair in my junior and senior year at school. My pictures look nice and I am pleased overall with how I look.

    I am bitching because fat girls always treat me like I have nothing to offer this world because I'm an airhead Because pretty=dumb. I am smart, I know that. I can figure out alot of things without help. But I have these people in my life that are so negative and are just rude and mean.

    I felt like being mean right back. I am lacking in confrontational skills. It is hard for me to openly make fun of people or be mean to them. I am guessing that is a learned behavior. I didn't learn that from my parents or friends. I lucked out I guess. But a darker side of me would really like to put them in their place. I will probably not do anything, but there are times I would love to really mess them up or be really rude to them then walk away and let them be all pissy and upset. The way they make me feel when they constantly say things like"if you can handle this..." or " am I going too fast for you?" or "wow, I bet you never go home alone from a club!" That one burned me up. It was rude and just out of line. I'm not a tramp. I have a bf and we have been together for 3 years. I don't even dress slutty. I just wear what I am supposed to at work. The other skinny/attractive people at work treat me like a human being. But I don't work in close proximity to them like I do the others.

    Maybe I'll look for another job. My bf says they are jealous. I know the one girl gets mad when the mail guy smiles at me. He always acts like a gentlemen, but she gets very mad. Her face turns red and she sweats. The others are the ones who told me that she had a huge crush on him. My gut tells me that she is angry at the world for being fat and ugly. I guess I would be too.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 12
    Whatever you say, fella.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 13
    Whatever you say, fella.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 14
    Geeez, what's this guy's problem, anyway?

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 15
    Smart people don't need to state that they're smart - if they're really clever, it will show.

    Why are you so desperate to prove you're pretty? I mean, if I was you (and you really are as pretty as you like to think) I would just laugh all this off, knowing that I have good looks.

    "It is hard for me to openly make fun of people or be mean to them."

    ^ I find that hard to believe considering your vent and your comment (#11). Calling people "fat", "ugly" and "hefty bags" is usually considered mean. =]

    Posted 4 months ago | Report


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