Honesty doesnt pay
If your wife asks you:How do I look in this dress, and they look like shit on a stick, DONT tell them!
Especially not in front of the sales assistant!
Fuck honesty next time!
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Oh they love "honesty" when its what they want to hear.
I have no idea, NO IDEA, why they even ask such questions.
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No shit sherlock.
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There's no right answer, no matter what you say. "you look like shit" - you're in the dog house. "you look great" - then it's "you're just saying that.".
You can't win.
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That is why you don't go shopping with them junior! Like # 3 said, it's a no win situation!!! You must be a newlywed??? LMAO!!!
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Google comedian Adam Ferrara - he does a hilarious piece on this. Don't suppose it'd help much to say next time, "Pumpkin, I think the red one really suits your apoplectic complexion even more!".
*is banished to the couch*
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"Does my ass look big" always gets me into trouble.
Put the fucking pies down honey!
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If she ever asks one of these inane questions, reply with a question of your own, i. E. "is your purpose to begin an argument?" First, women hate it when you answer a question with a question, and second, it lets them know that you are not falling prey to their sandbagging bullshit.
I used this with my wife a few times early on, after warning her that I would not answer these type of questions. Now, she doesn't even bother.
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Negative. Wife and I are brutally honest with each other ALWAYS! It took some getting used to, but are a better couple because of it.
Lying is stupid and causes more problems in the long run.
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"Lying is stupid and causes more problems in the long run".
Yeah sure...
Why did you come in my mouth?
It was no accident I just felt like it!
SSuuuure thats gonna work...
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9, LMFAO. I like my system; if she looks good, I tell her. If she looks fantastic, I tell her, take her to bed, give her a very thorough massage, and a lot of phenomonal sex. If she doesn't look good, I keep my damned mouth shut, and she doesn't ask.
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Oh they love "honesty" when its what they want to hear.I have no idea, NO IDEA, why they even ask such questions.
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No shit sherlock.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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There's no right answer, no matter what you say. "you look like shit" - you're in the dog house. "you look great" - then it's "you're just saying that.".You can't win.
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That is why you don't go shopping with them junior! Like # 3 said, it's a no win situation!!! You must be a newlywed??? LMAO!!!Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Google comedian Adam Ferrara - he does a hilarious piece on this. Don't suppose it'd help much to say next time, "Pumpkin, I think the red one really suits your apoplectic complexion even more!". *is banished to the couch*
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"Does my ass look big" always gets me into trouble.Put the fucking pies down honey!
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If she ever asks one of these inane questions, reply with a question of your own, i. E. "is your purpose to begin an argument?" First, women hate it when you answer a question with a question, and second, it lets them know that you are not falling prey to their sandbagging bullshit.I used this with my wife a few times early on, after warning her that I would not answer these type of questions. Now, she doesn't even bother.
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Negative. Wife and I are brutally honest with each other ALWAYS! It took some getting used to, but are a better couple because of it.Lying is stupid and causes more problems in the long run.
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"Lying is stupid and causes more problems in the long run".Yeah sure...
Why did you come in my mouth?
It was no accident I just felt like it!
SSuuuure thats gonna work...
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9, LMFAO. I like my system; if she looks good, I tell her. If she looks fantastic, I tell her, take her to bed, give her a very thorough massage, and a lot of phenomonal sex. If she doesn't look good, I keep my damned mouth shut, and she doesn't ask.Posted 2 months ago | Report
