Wait staff
Why is it that anyone that works as a waiter/waitress feels that a tip is guaranteed, regardless the service? Not to mention there are tip jars popping up everywhere nowadays.Have 2 lesbian neighbors that work at a local restaurant. Their porch is right next to my living room window, so I hear these fat-pig-slit-lickin-whore-fucks whine about it EVERY day.
You work in a service related industry. You know that you are going to get good tippers and bad. Don't give a fuck if you are making less than minimum wage. The good tippers make up for the bad or else you wouldn't be in that job FOR 11 YEARS!
Been in the restaurant you work and watch how you work. You're average at best. One is actually better than the other, but still.... You get paid on performance. Perform or quit.
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Try using the word "I" to open sentences.
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You should take the money you would not leave for a tip and take a grammar class.
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^ Seriously, get a grip.
Anyway I agree. I hate how people just expect to get a tip. If the service is good, sure I'll leave one. However, if it's shit, I obviously won't. Who the fuck pays for bad service?!
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I got a tip for ya... Shut your fucking piehole!
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We used to leave tips - for very poor service - under a glass of water. The glass is carefully tipped over using a sheet of paper that creates a temporary vacuum - till it's set down. Then slide the paper out. Ain't NO way to clean the table, or get to the tip - without making a mess!
Just make sure you never go back! Ever read some of the blogs that restaurant/food service folks write about how THEY get US back??
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^ That's an old trick and most waiters know it. But yeah, don't go back if you screw with them, because you might get the tables turned on you next time.
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5: My cat managed to do that with his water bowl with water still in it. I was baffled!
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^ LOL! How do you think I learned that one?
And yeah, the wait staff may know it - but what are they gonna do about it - give you a sippy cup?
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Fuck tipping go to school, tech or a university, and get a fucking better job.
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^ Guess Mumzy and Pa-Pah paid for your education. Sweet. Some actually had to and/or have to work AND go to school.
But over and above this - the rant is about people in ABSENTIA (in case you missed that insignificant detail) - so why don't you just head off to your nearest restaurant... and give THEM your 2-cents-on-the-dollar advice.
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What did the leper say to the whore?
Keep the tip.
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8: They could spit or piss in your drink, honk a snotwad in your burger. The possibilities are endless.
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^ The point of "the upside-down glass" is to do it when one leaves. Perhaps the notion of "sequential events" is beyond your grasp??
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Tip jars aren't mandatory. If you don't want to leave a tip, then don't. Who's twisting your arm?
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Fuck tip jars. Who do these minimum wage espresso jockeys think they are? A sense of entitlement for making up an overpriced cup of java? BULLSHIT!
FUCK YOU, BARISTAS... graduate from high school and/or college, then get a real job making real money. Stop looking for handouts, like the goddamn BEANERS.
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Try using the word "I" to open sentences.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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You should take the money you would not leave for a tip and take a grammar class.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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^ Seriously, get a grip.Anyway I agree. I hate how people just expect to get a tip. If the service is good, sure I'll leave one. However, if it's shit, I obviously won't. Who the fuck pays for bad service?!
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I got a tip for ya... Shut your fucking piehole!Posted 2 months ago | Report
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We used to leave tips - for very poor service - under a glass of water. The glass is carefully tipped over using a sheet of paper that creates a temporary vacuum - till it's set down. Then slide the paper out. Ain't NO way to clean the table, or get to the tip - without making a mess! Just make sure you never go back! Ever read some of the blogs that restaurant/food service folks write about how THEY get US back??
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^ That's an old trick and most waiters know it. But yeah, don't go back if you screw with them, because you might get the tables turned on you next time.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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5: My cat managed to do that with his water bowl with water still in it. I was baffled!Posted 2 months ago | Report
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^ LOL! How do you think I learned that one?And yeah, the wait staff may know it - but what are they gonna do about it - give you a sippy cup?
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Fuck tipping go to school, tech or a university, and get a fucking better job.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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^ Guess Mumzy and Pa-Pah paid for your education. Sweet. Some actually had to and/or have to work AND go to school. But over and above this - the rant is about people in ABSENTIA (in case you missed that insignificant detail) - so why don't you just head off to your nearest restaurant... and give THEM your 2-cents-on-the-dollar advice.
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What did the leper say to the whore?Keep the tip.
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8: They could spit or piss in your drink, honk a snotwad in your burger. The possibilities are endless.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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^ The point of "the upside-down glass" is to do it when one leaves. Perhaps the notion of "sequential events" is beyond your grasp??Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Tip jars aren't mandatory. If you don't want to leave a tip, then don't. Who's twisting your arm?Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Fuck tip jars. Who do these minimum wage espresso jockeys think they are? A sense of entitlement for making up an overpriced cup of java? BULLSHIT!FUCK YOU, BARISTAS... graduate from high school and/or college, then get a real job making real money. Stop looking for handouts, like the goddamn BEANERS.
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