To My Roommate
You're a bitch, and here's why:After a three and a half year relationship has ended, it's a stab in the back to start dating my ex-girlfriend a mere two weeks after our breakup. It's even worse that you cuddle and sleep with her WHILE I'm home. I look forward to the day of moving out so I don't feel the constant urge to beat the living shit out of your tiny anorexic ass. Seriously, fucking eat something, you're gross.
Rating:5.00
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1Isn't that just the way it is with lesbians?
Posted 7 months ago | Report -
2Haha, I'm a guy ^^ I call my roommate a bitch, who is also a guy, because he is one.
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3My mistake but the anorexic bitch part threw me off.
Well, in that case he does deserve to get the shit kicked out of him.
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4Dude, how can this guy think that this is alright? Why have you not beat the shit out of him or fucked with him until he cries? Why have you not had a three some with his mom and sister and taken pictres? Really though he needs to pay.
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5you kind of sound like the bitch dude not the room mate. your a bitch for him thinking that this is ok and not making him know that it is not ok
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6Just as an update, I had recently put an end to the cuddling and sleeping over bullshit. The fact is I should have never had to say anything. That's pretty damn ridiculous and should be pretty obvious. Doesn't change the fact he's still a fucking prick.
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7"Just as an update, I had recently put an end to the cuddling and sleeping over bullshit."
Did you put him through a wood chipper and feed the remains to a pit bull? Please tell me you did that!
Posted 7 months ago | Report -
8sounds to me like hes not that bad of a roommate/friend if he at least waited for you guys to break up...imagine seeing him cuddling with her when you guys were together.
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9Hey, your relationship with the cunt is over. Let your roomie get all mixed up with that ho. Serves that fuckhead right!
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10I agree with the guy that said you sound like the bitch. Ya, he is a dick for doing that, but you are a bitch for taking it. If one of my roomamtes did that once, he would never do it again because girls don't like to cuddle with quadrapalegics who drool on themselves.
Posted 6 months ago | Report -
11He's also about 80 pounds less than I am, and he's a real pussy. Kicking his ass would be equivalent of beating up a small child. My ex could waste him for Christ's sakes.
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12Sounds like thats what she's doing.
SNAP!!
lol
he's getting your tang.
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13www.travel-withyourkids.com
Posted 1 month ago | Report