Drunk bitches
This drunk bitch showed up at the gas station this morning and starts mumbling about a ride far away. She was pretty hot, mid 30s, but looked like this was one of many rough nights in her life. When I balk at the distance she starts offering sexual favors in return. Ok, considering I've been on a 6 month dry spell, I take her up on the offer.This crazy bitch starts blowing me before I get out of the parking lot and I barely got a few hundred yards before having to pull over. We go at it for awhile and then she takes a shot right in the mouth and swallows.
She kinda wipes her face, looks around and says "We're here already.... Thanks, man" and jumps outta the truck. WTF?
Note to drunk bitches:
Do not tell a man you'll do anything for a ride 30 miles away and be so drunk you don't realize we only went a quarter mile.
But thank you!
Rating:5.00
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I love drunk whores!
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Awesome
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Saturday night some GUY offered to blow me.
I was depressed enough, now I hear this?
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Correction - now I READ this.
I'll fuck off now.
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That is awesome!!!!
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Are you sure it was really a female?
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^^ Being as desperate as I am, probably wouldn't have cared, but she did have 2 holes and no stalactites.
Could have been a post op tranny!
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Homo
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Might have been your own mother in disguise
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Naaaa, my mother doesn't drink.
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Great story!
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Ventibate used to be cool, but now its full of losers that are probably fat and never get any and probably work at the gas station, that get so excited they have to share a disgusting story with everyone and probably get off on that too. " Ya man , im fuckin cool!!!
I took advantage of a drunk as fuck chick cause im such a fucking loser i had to take the only chance my big fat ass would probably ever get. THEN i will tell everyone who really just wants to read about vents all about it coz i have no real friends to tell. Ah well, back to jack off thinking about it before i have to head back to the gas station in the morning. "
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Man ur so smart you raped a drunk girl and dumped her off on the side of the highway!! hopefully she got picked up by the police and they come put you and jail and then you are butt raped repeatedly.
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I hope u get herpes and die
from messing with roadside tramps
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Hey ithought it was good for him,
too bad you didn't get a picute of her with a dog, her licence and threatened to black mail her afterwards
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I love drunk whores!Posted 3 months ago | Report
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AwesomePosted 3 months ago | Report
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Saturday night some GUY offered to blow me.I was depressed enough, now I hear this?
Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Correction - now I READ this.I'll fuck off now.
Posted 3 months ago | Report
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That is awesome!!!!Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Are you sure it was really a female?Posted 3 months ago | Report
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^^ Being as desperate as I am, probably wouldn't have cared, but she did have 2 holes and no stalactites.Could have been a post op tranny!
Posted 3 months ago | Report
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HomoPosted 3 months ago | Report
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Might have been your own mother in disguisePosted 3 months ago | Report
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Naaaa, my mother doesn't drink.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Great story!Posted 3 months ago | Report
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Ventibate used to be cool, but now its full of losers that are probably fat and never get any and probably work at the gas station, that get so excited they have to share a disgusting story with everyone and probably get off on that too. " Ya man , im fuckin cool!!!I took advantage of a drunk as fuck chick cause im such a fucking loser i had to take the only chance my big fat ass would probably ever get. THEN i will tell everyone who really just wants to read about vents all about it coz i have no real friends to tell. Ah well, back to jack off thinking about it before i have to head back to the gas station in the morning. "
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Man ur so smart you raped a drunk girl and dumped her off on the side of the highway!! hopefully she got picked up by the police and they come put you and jail and then you are butt raped repeatedly.Posted 3 months ago | Report
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I hope u get herpes and diefrom messing with roadside tramps
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Hey ithought it was good for him,too bad you didn't get a picute of her with a dog, her licence and threatened to black mail her afterwards
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