Eating and smelling up the house
I had some orange ruffy fish, a spinich salad, 2 glasses of milk, a peanut butter and honey sandwich, 2 slices of cucumbers, a low fat slice of cheese, half a tortilla, and a protien shake for dinner and DAMN I think my farts are making me pass out! If I would have known all this would have caused this, I would have skipped dinner today!
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Instead of skipping dinner, eat more intelligently.
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You should install a spell check on your browser.
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2.. You should go fuck yourself
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Grab your girl and give her a dutch oven. She'll love it. It's the latest craze with Muscleheads.
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Ut oh ! Spell check nazi alert!!
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Gee, how original. A rant about one's own suffocating flatulence.
Maybe if the OP would pull his fucking head out of his ass, it wouldn't all leak out bit-by-bit, and instead, flood out in one awe-inspiring rush.
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What is a dutch oven?
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Dutch Oven is where you pull the covers over someones head, hold them down, and release your musk. Yep, the kids love it....
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Mmm, peanut butter and honey.
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Those farts remind you that youre alive!
And that you need a good cleanse
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Sounds like you got a case of "The Farties"
veggies give you the gas but meat gives you the stench.
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Instead of skipping dinner, eat more intelligently.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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You should install a spell check on your browser.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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2.. You should go fuck yourselfPosted 1 month ago | Report
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Grab your girl and give her a dutch oven. She'll love it. It's the latest craze with Muscleheads.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Ut oh ! Spell check nazi alert!!Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Gee, how original. A rant about one's own suffocating flatulence.Maybe if the OP would pull his fucking head out of his ass, it wouldn't all leak out bit-by-bit, and instead, flood out in one awe-inspiring rush.
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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What is a dutch oven?Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Dutch Oven is where you pull the covers over someones head, hold them down, and release your musk. Yep, the kids love it....Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Mmm, peanut butter and honey.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Those farts remind you that youre alive!And that you need a good cleanse
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Sounds like you got a case of "The Farties"veggies give you the gas but meat gives you the stench.
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