College is not a movie
I thought college would be like "Old School" or some other young adult film. Booze flowing from water fountains, sex in every corner, fields of Solo cups. Instead I get a pothead roommate who won't share her stash. All I want to do is get pants-shitting fucked up one time. FUCK. I GO TO UMASS AMHERST FOR CRISSAKES.
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1I forsee a bright future for you.
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2And I thought the Army would be just like "Stripes." Damn Hollywood.
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3I thought all bitches loved getting plowed in the ass and swallowing cum. Damn porn movies.
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4Buy your own pot then.
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5meh i go to uottawa, and its pretty much like the movies..no curfew, live with a bunch of friends in a big house and just party, have sex, and wake up for hungover breakfast every other day. problem for me is because of my lifestyle i flunked outta my program so my dream of going to med school went down the drain. oh and the parents have cut me off completely, not really welcome at family dinners anymore. but i dont have an regrets....i'm still young......
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6Damn right. What the fuck is the deal with these people that think kids go to college to learn?
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7we dont go to learn, we go to be filtered into society. and drink.
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8It's not what you know, it's WHO you know. That's how you get a job.
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9you're gonna get far in the world; i can tell.
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10school's overrated. don't do go to class unless it's test day and drink yourself to complete enebration during the nights. fuck it why not? you're only in college once, live it up
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11"enebration"....
no wonder you can't spell.
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12You need Meth to get the party started
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13Pots only free from friends if your good looking.
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14"You're only in college once, live it up."
To that I say: Play for four years and work hard the rest of your life?
Or...
Work hard for four years and play the rest of your life?
Your choice.
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15If you still read this, I live in Springfield and know plenty of partiers at Umass Amherst. I will get you shitty. Cyrex55 on AIM
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