Crazy Girlfriend
Ok, what do I do? I started dating my girlfriend the beginning of my Eight Grade year. We got along really good and everything was going great. But then I started realizing that she was kind of a b****. She gets mad at every single little thing I say!!! She wants me to do everything with her and call her every single day she can nag at me for 3 hours. I want to leave her, and I think she knows it too so she is making me feel guilty.About the middle of my 8th grade year, she said I love you and I said to. I actually meant it then, so now if I don't say it everytime I hang up the phone she gets all pissy. I haven't said it for a while so she is really pissed.
What is the easiest way to let her down? I have never broken up with a girl before.
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Sooo telling us you started in 8th grade is pointless if you don't say how old you are now.
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No easy way, just get a pair and bail.
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^ Just make sure you tap that ass first!
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Forget about the bitches, concentrate on your grades, go to college, get a great job that pays a lot and you'll have more pussy than you'll know what to do with......(and get laid throughout the whole process)
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Franklly, easiest way is to be direct and honest hwre.
I have a hunch, that this breakup is imminent in one way or another, so initiating it easly and openly might be just the thing to prevent screwing up next few years of your existence.
The reaction you`re describing is fairly often among women who do sort of understand the necessity to break up as well, but are wery loather to admit that even to themselves.
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Tell her that at teacherstudent relationship is inappropriate and you'll have to stop before the board of ed gets wind of it.
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You should make sure her older sister catches you masturbating on her bed. Then she will tell her parents. Once this girls parents know you masturbated on her older sister's bed, they will forbid their daughter from seeing you. Once she is not allowed to see you, you will be a rebel, and therefore more attractive in her eyes. She will practically tear her clothes off at the site of you, and probably let you put it in her butt. And because she has been warned that you are an asshole, you can get away with a few indiscretions, such as fucking a couple of her friends.
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^ wow. you are a god damn genious and I mean it.
I really do.
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Nice one #7
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Of couse, #7, the other possible desirable outcome could be that the older sister will be so turned on that she'll end up doing all those thing to him instead of telling her parents. Either way, it's a no lose plan.
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Or, more likely, older sister will tell him to get the fuck out, then go straight to sibling in question and say - "WTF is wrong with your friend? I mean, I caught him in my room jerking off. Pervert probably tried my things on too, ugh. Why the heck do youe ven tolerate that loser?"
Which more likely then not will go over the neighborhood in a hearbeat, and our dearest OP will be shunned by everyone until at least ten years later or moving interstate.
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Lol, this turned out pretty funny
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You think it's bad in eighth grade, when they are grown up they are even worse. But if ya wanna get any you have to put up with it. That is, unless you just carry a lot of cash around instead.
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Can someone write a new rant so we can all call each other dumb?
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Awesome #7
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Sooo telling us you started in 8th grade is pointless if you don't say how old you are now.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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No easy way, just get a pair and bail.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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^ Just make sure you tap that ass first!Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Forget about the bitches, concentrate on your grades, go to college, get a great job that pays a lot and you'll have more pussy than you'll know what to do with......(and get laid throughout the whole process)Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Franklly, easiest way is to be direct and honest hwre.I have a hunch, that this breakup is imminent in one way or another, so initiating it easly and openly might be just the thing to prevent screwing up next few years of your existence.
The reaction you`re describing is fairly often among women who do sort of understand the necessity to break up as well, but are wery loather to admit that even to themselves.
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Tell her that at teacherstudent relationship is inappropriate and you'll have to stop before the board of ed gets wind of it.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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You should make sure her older sister catches you masturbating on her bed. Then she will tell her parents. Once this girls parents know you masturbated on her older sister's bed, they will forbid their daughter from seeing you. Once she is not allowed to see you, you will be a rebel, and therefore more attractive in her eyes. She will practically tear her clothes off at the site of you, and probably let you put it in her butt. And because she has been warned that you are an asshole, you can get away with a few indiscretions, such as fucking a couple of her friends.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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^ wow. you are a god damn genious and I mean it.I really do.
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Nice one #7Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Of couse, #7, the other possible desirable outcome could be that the older sister will be so turned on that she'll end up doing all those thing to him instead of telling her parents. Either way, it's a no lose plan.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Or, more likely, older sister will tell him to get the fuck out, then go straight to sibling in question and say - "WTF is wrong with your friend? I mean, I caught him in my room jerking off. Pervert probably tried my things on too, ugh. Why the heck do youe ven tolerate that loser?"Which more likely then not will go over the neighborhood in a hearbeat, and our dearest OP will be shunned by everyone until at least ten years later or moving interstate.
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Lol, this turned out pretty funnyPosted 1 month ago | Report
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You think it's bad in eighth grade, when they are grown up they are even worse. But if ya wanna get any you have to put up with it. That is, unless you just carry a lot of cash around instead.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Can someone write a new rant so we can all call each other dumb?Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Awesome #7Posted 1 month ago | Report
