No Need For Introductions

I've read about girls like you on the backs of toilet doors.

For people like you, there is no such thing as an early grave. You wanted to gut my dreams 'til I was empty and show everyone my remains.

After everything you put me through, I should've fucking pissed on you


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  • 1
    Emo kid alert!

    Posted 1 month ago | Report
  • 2
    Headline: Emo kid wishes for golden showers

    Posted 1 month ago | Report
  • 3
    Do you get her number from a toilet door!

    Posted 1 month ago | Report
  • 4
    Indeed. If you`re a gullible schmoe with wagonload of existential angst, even sister Theresa would "gut your dreams and leave you empty".

    Enjoy your golden showers while you read what`s written in toilet stalls... Heh.

    Posted 1 month ago | Report
  • 5
    ^ Um, shouldn't "sister" be capitalized?

    Sincerely,

    Grammar Nazi

    Posted 1 month ago | Report
  • 6
    The only problem is you said you read about girls like that on toilet girls. If that's true, why'de you get close to her?

    Posted 1 month ago | Report
  • 7
    No. In this reference, "sister" is not a part of name, nor a honorific - it`s a separate noun describing profession. Which shouldn`t be capitalised within a sentence.

    Posted 1 month ago | Report
  • 8
    Sorry #7 but you're wrong. In this case Sister is a title and it would be Sister Teresa just like Mother Teresa, as she eventually became known as. While she was known as Sister Teresa she was a member of the Sisters of Loretto.

    Posted 1 month ago | Report
  • 9
    Shut down on #7

    Posted 1 month ago | Report
  • 10
    Right. But I`m not religious, nor do I recognise religion-related honorifics. Therefore I denominate all nuns as "sister", per common convenience.

    Posted 1 month ago | Report
  • 11
    Actually, i like hitting girls in the rear while putting their head IN the toilet and giving them a swirly

    Posted 1 month ago | Report
  • 12
    #10, would you not concede that your stance is arrogant? After all, I am not religious myself, yet certain titles are bestowed upon those who have earned them.

    For example, I would still call a Catholic priest "Father", as I would a member of the Jewish clergy "Rabbi". It is like calling your physician "Doctor". They are at least due the respect they have earned for obtaining whichever title they carry.

    Posted 1 month ago | Report
  • 13
    ^ if i call you a douchebag, does it have to be capitalized, seeing that you earned it???

    Posted 1 month ago | Report
  • 14
    ^ lmao

    Posted 1 month ago | Report
  • 15
    Yes, but remember, I have achieved the rank of major, so you must address me as Major Douchebag.

    I'll just refer to you as a minor anal wart.

    Posted 1 month ago | Report


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