The law requires you to have an I.D. to purchase cigarettes, you inbred piece of shit.
Yet another rant from ye' olde' smokeshop.So this kid comes in to the shop yesterday, wanting to purchase cigarettes. This little fuck had been in plenty of times before, and each time I calmly explained that due to the fact that he didn't have a government issued form of identification, that I could not sell him cigarettes. So he starts getting agitated and arguing with me. I then explained that he needs to have an I.D. to even BE IN the store, and to please leave. He then informs me that my co-worker (who killed his neighbor's dog one time, and with joy told you all about it) had input his information into our computer, and that he didn't need an I.D. !? He then told me to look it up in the computer, like the cops do. I was too baffled to speak for a moment, but then got pissed and explained the impossibility of such a thing, and told him to get the fuck out of the store. I'd thought that was the end of this little bastard, but when you're dealing with people of a mental capacity such as this, it's never the end.
So I'm getting my day started, dealing with the orders that came in and such, when I see the kid outside of the store. I'm thinking to myself, "Fuck, please let this kid just go the fuck away.", and he walks in.
Immediately he has an attitude toward me, and starts looking at cigars. I ask him if he has an I.D., and he says no, but that he doesn't need it because his information is in our computer system. I tell him that he needs to get out of the store if he doesn't have one. He picks up a pack of Prime Time cigars. I tell him to put them down, and leave.
He reaches in his pocket, grabs a few bills, throws them down, and runs out the fucking door. I run out and scream at him that I'm going to call the fucking cops if he doesn't bring the cigars back. He keeps fucking running, I scream at him to get the fuck back here, and he just keeps going.
That little fuck apparently doesn't know how small this town is, and when I see him again, hopefully tonight when I get off of work, I am going to run him fucking down with my car, get out, use a can of bear mace on him, and call the cops saying that he attacked me, or something similar.
I don't need this shit first thing in the morning.
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1He deserves what you have in mind but can't you just call the police and tell them what happened and give them a description? If you can find him, I'm sure they can and although he left you money, he technically robbed you because he isn't of legal age.
The down side to not notifying the police is if the little fucker's dad finds out he got the smokes at your shop and the kid tells him he paid you and the dad calls the cops, you could get into legal trouble yourself.
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2I assume you have a video surveillance system at your shop? If not, get one to CYA. Make sure it has audio too. That way if there's ever a question you are safe.
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3Yeah, I got video of the little bastard. I talked to my boss and he said to not worry about calling the cops unless the little fucker comes back. He looks like the type of kid who has already caused his parents to lose all care for him, they're probably brother and sister anyway. He honestly looked old enough to be buying cigarettes, but shit, I don't know him, so he'd better show me his I.D. if he wants to buy shit.
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4the only reason it even fucking matters is that you could get in trouble legally for selling to someone underage. If he grabbed the smokes and ran over your objections, he is obviously not a cop. Therefore, there are no negative ramifications for you, so you should get the fuck over it
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5tell him to go buy smokes someplace else.
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6Fuck that, this little fuckhead fucked up my morning. He didn't even pay the right amount, stiffed me $1.17. I'll be over it when the bear mace has completely painted that fucker orange.
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7perhaps there is a reason that you became a cashier instead of making something out of your life. It sounds like you have an anger problem
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8no shit. i hope it's just your first job and you still haven't figured out how to not give a damn about the stupid shit you deal with at work. he probably keeps coming back cause he knows it pisses you off so bad. he's just screwing with you and you make it worth his while to get so upset over it.
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9"he probably keeps coming back cause he knows it pisses you off so bad. he's just screwing with you and you make it worth his while to get so upset over it."
and people like that get theirs in the end.
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10sounds like you are getting yours
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11I am not only a cashier, I am the smut peddling manager of that place. And aside from that, I truly am The Lord. I created all of you.
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12If you're really the manager of that store, then you have horrible interpersonal skills, and I can't possibly imagine how you got the job.
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13He is the manager of a smoke store. They probably only have one person working at a time, so he isnt really managing anyone, they just call him the manager so that he can pat himself on his sorry back. It is a great thing that this man is not a doctor or lawyer or police officer, or anything else that might require patience and contemplation.
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14Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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15Give the kid some fuking smokes
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