Ever happened to you?
I went on a date with a girl I want so badI made the mistake of wanting to go to a restaurant.
I was too nervous to eat.
Now I look bad.
Fuck, sometimes I hate the the brain can do to your stomach. I wish instead of getting un-hungry when you're nervous, you get hungry as shit.
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Same thing happened to me once. A girl I really liked made spaghetti dinner for me and I was so nervous anticipating the hope that we were going to have sex for the first time that night I had no appetite and had to force myself to eat any of it.
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I have had that, but not in a dating situation. It was more a formal dinner at the most expensive hotel in my town with my bosses and the Chamber of Commerce. Thankfully it was an extremely large group of people.
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Dude. Everyone including you two know that you were there NOT for food. Actually, if you invited a girl to restaurant and went on pigging out above and beyond anything else, that would definitely be a date-breaker.
Unless you really behaved in embarassing matter (for examples, see any of the movies where shy but courageous geek asks out girl he wants the first time, makes a disaster of it, and then saves the day by being reckless idiotic hero), then that much could be chalked up as "cutely shy". Live and learn - as long as the date didn`t end up with "don`t ever call me again", you`re still in a game.
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I wouldnt worry about it. If she's a decent girl she'll just be glad she got to hang out with you and have a bit of craic!
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Never happened to me, although I'm an adult.
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Yeah, when I was a teenage and tried to woo the ladies, sometimes I'd be sooo fucking nervous that I ended up with really bad gas. Try holding that shit in all night, and you get the big bad stomachache. Or, you can try to sneak one out, but it will always be audible.
Even going to the restroom is bad, because that fucking stench follows you back out to the table.
Just fucking have at it and enjoy the night. IF she can't stand your farts now, she ain't the girl for you.
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Dude, you should have just told her what was happening.
Women love it when they make us nuts.
Admitting it honestly would have gone a long way toward a successful date.
A woman who is told that her presence makes us nervous like that will take it as a compliment of absolutely the highest order.
But, yes... Try not to fart around them. At least until you've walked her down the aisle.
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^ Then, it's time for fart football! Just make sure to give her the good old Dutch Oven!
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Same thing happened to me once. A girl I really liked made spaghetti dinner for me and I was so nervous anticipating the hope that we were going to have sex for the first time that night I had no appetite and had to force myself to eat any of it.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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I have had that, but not in a dating situation. It was more a formal dinner at the most expensive hotel in my town with my bosses and the Chamber of Commerce. Thankfully it was an extremely large group of people.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Dude. Everyone including you two know that you were there NOT for food. Actually, if you invited a girl to restaurant and went on pigging out above and beyond anything else, that would definitely be a date-breaker.Unless you really behaved in embarassing matter (for examples, see any of the movies where shy but courageous geek asks out girl he wants the first time, makes a disaster of it, and then saves the day by being reckless idiotic hero), then that much could be chalked up as "cutely shy". Live and learn - as long as the date didn`t end up with "don`t ever call me again", you`re still in a game.
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I wouldnt worry about it. If she's a decent girl she'll just be glad she got to hang out with you and have a bit of craic!Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Never happened to me, although I'm an adult.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Yeah, when I was a teenage and tried to woo the ladies, sometimes I'd be sooo fucking nervous that I ended up with really bad gas. Try holding that shit in all night, and you get the big bad stomachache. Or, you can try to sneak one out, but it will always be audible.Even going to the restroom is bad, because that fucking stench follows you back out to the table.
Just fucking have at it and enjoy the night. IF she can't stand your farts now, she ain't the girl for you.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Dude, you should have just told her what was happening.Women love it when they make us nuts.
Admitting it honestly would have gone a long way toward a successful date.
A woman who is told that her presence makes us nervous like that will take it as a compliment of absolutely the highest order.
But, yes... Try not to fart around them. At least until you've walked her down the aisle.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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^ Then, it's time for fart football! Just make sure to give her the good old Dutch Oven!Posted 2 months ago | Report
