To the fat jerk at the grocery store
Hey, you, fat fuck who was just behind me in line at the local grocery store... What was it, your first day as a human being? Did you think that by wheezing repeatedly in my ear, encroaching my personal space, and coming just close of shoving me forward into the old lady in front of me that you were in any way increasing your chances of getting that deli sandwich any faster? Oh, and did you think, when you put your item on the conveyor belt and it rolled ahead of mine, because I hadn't had the time or space yet to put my stuff out, that it meant you got to go first? I hope that meat was filled to the brim with e. coli and that by this evening you are doubled over in front of a toilet like the true shit you are. Jerk! Like you even needed the sandwich, too, you big tub of human goo.P. S. The Hawaiian shirt only made you that much more annoying, but at least it labeled you clearly as the obnoxious type you are.
Rating:5.00
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Love this rant
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You complete me.
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I can't believe you didn't like my hawaiian shirt.
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I thought you wanted to fuck that old wrinkled bag... sorry for trying to help. The e coli sub was fantastic, douche.
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I would have let him go ahead of me in line and then repeatedly bumped him in the cankles with my shopping cart.
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You are pregnat
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Because he wheez in your ear
thats how cool....
I AM
:(
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Love this vent..
And #5's post. Cankles lol.
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I thought cankles were strictly feminine.
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I'm glad i'm not the only one that hates fat people.
seriously. i hate fat people. >=[
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I hate fat fucks
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Yeah, but you'd fuck a fattie, anyway.
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If this fat fuck was rich, i bet you would ride his jock
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I'll bet you're a fun dinner companion. Someone asks you to pass the salt and you shoot them in the face.
I fear for the safety of your children.
Try some decaf.
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^ Bitch didn't need salt anyway. She had high blood pressure and high cholesterol. She was fat, remember?
Decaf is for wussies!
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Love this rantPosted 2 months ago | Report
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You complete me.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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I can't believe you didn't like my hawaiian shirt.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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I thought you wanted to fuck that old wrinkled bag... sorry for trying to help. The e coli sub was fantastic, douche.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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I would have let him go ahead of me in line and then repeatedly bumped him in the cankles with my shopping cart.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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You are pregnatPosted 2 months ago | Report
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Because he wheez in your earthats how cool....
I AM
:(
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Love this vent..And #5's post. Cankles lol.
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I thought cankles were strictly feminine.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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I'm glad i'm not the only one that hates fat people.seriously. i hate fat people. >=[
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I hate fat fucksPosted 2 months ago | Report
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Yeah, but you'd fuck a fattie, anyway.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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If this fat fuck was rich, i bet you would ride his jockPosted 2 months ago | Report
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I'll bet you're a fun dinner companion. Someone asks you to pass the salt and you shoot them in the face.I fear for the safety of your children.
Try some decaf.
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^ Bitch didn't need salt anyway. She had high blood pressure and high cholesterol. She was fat, remember?Decaf is for wussies!
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