FUCK me sideways
I'm not attractive enough for girls who are players..but APPARENTLY I am too attractive for truly nice girls to think that I'm not a player and just want a normal fucking relationship!!!
THIS HAPPENS OVER AND OVER
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS I am sick of this.
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Shit happens man. Go join a rugby team and get the shit beat out of you so you are less attractive.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Yeah... I kinda find it hard to believe that girls won't go out with you because you're too good looking.
You sure it's your looks and not the "up your own ass" personality.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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No. I knew it would come out like that though.
This is what they tell me.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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4
You're not "too good looking"
you probably just annoy them in some way
most likely your personality
or at least, certain aspects of it
you'd be kidding yourself if you believed that excuse
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Ya I know I thought about that too.. But then it wouldn't make sense for her moving close to me during the movie and straddling my lap when I make a move and continuously playing along for hours afterwards if I was so annoying.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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It makes perfect sense.
You are good to use and toss away, but lacking to consider you in long terms.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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7
Im in the same fucking boat. It sucks!~
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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So prove them wrong, by being a player with the ones who want relationships. Otherwise, man up and stop fucking whining.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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9
OP, the only reason you can't get a nice girl is because you're a stuck on yourself douchebag, girls can spot that from a mile away, so have fun jerkin' off tonight!
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Ok OP here.
I was drunk when I wrote this rant.
I was just looking for insight, but I obviously made it sound like I'm a stuck up son of a bitch.
I"M NOT. Fuck. The only reason I wrote that is because those were the exact words from the girl's mouth. We were making out and her hands were going through my hair and she was like 'you are a playboy, aren't you" and I didn't know what to say because I actually liked this girl.
I asked her why and she said "because you're too handsome.... I think you are playing with me"
After that I felt kinda like shit because yea I had her at that moment but I actually like the girl a lot. And I knew she wasn't going to believe that i like her a lot.
What was I supposed to do? List a bunch of reasons why I like her? Write a song for her the next day? You can't do shit like that.. I didn't know I would ever have to prove I'm not just playing with a girl for the shit of it.
But there's no point in writing it because now everyone thinks I'm like that Dmitri guy whose phone messages were posted all over the web.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Ok then, maybe it's not you.
Don't beat yourself up over the opinion of one girl - even if is the one you like.
It actually sounds like she can't believe her luck that you're interested in her. She's just telling you that she doesn't want to be hurt by you. So stick at it and show her you're a decent guy.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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You should`ve said - "Oh, no, baby. Not anymore. Really, no matter how many girls I`ve fancied, none of them could hold a candle to you."
Girls like romantic crap, constant reassurance that they are the most beautiful, interesting, attractive, sexual... In short, WANTED.
Just open your mouth and lie with a happy smile. Women like to be lied to.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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^ In that case, Ms. Russian IT customer service representative, I find you to be the most fascinating, beautiful, intelligent, decent, and honest person in the entire world. (Enjoy it while you can...)
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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14
Sounds like the girl is insecure.... RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY NOW! Girls with insecurities SUCK!
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Not really, 14. Find a shy, insecure girl and rock her fucking world whe she's ready. She'll probably change into a fucking wild animal in bed :)
Posted 1 month ago | Report
1
Shit happens man. Go join a rugby team and get the shit beat out of you so you are less attractive.Posted 2 months ago | Report
2
Yeah... I kinda find it hard to believe that girls won't go out with you because you're too good looking. You sure it's your looks and not the "up your own ass" personality.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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No. I knew it would come out like that though.This is what they tell me.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
4
You're not "too good looking" you probably just annoy them in some way
most likely your personality
or at least, certain aspects of it
you'd be kidding yourself if you believed that excuse
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Ya I know I thought about that too.. But then it wouldn't make sense for her moving close to me during the movie and straddling my lap when I make a move and continuously playing along for hours afterwards if I was so annoying.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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It makes perfect sense.You are good to use and toss away, but lacking to consider you in long terms.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Im in the same fucking boat. It sucks!~Posted 2 months ago | Report
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So prove them wrong, by being a player with the ones who want relationships. Otherwise, man up and stop fucking whining.Posted 2 months ago | Report
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OP, the only reason you can't get a nice girl is because you're a stuck on yourself douchebag, girls can spot that from a mile away, so have fun jerkin' off tonight!Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Ok OP here.I was drunk when I wrote this rant.
I was just looking for insight, but I obviously made it sound like I'm a stuck up son of a bitch.
I"M NOT. Fuck. The only reason I wrote that is because those were the exact words from the girl's mouth. We were making out and her hands were going through my hair and she was like 'you are a playboy, aren't you" and I didn't know what to say because I actually liked this girl.
I asked her why and she said "because you're too handsome.... I think you are playing with me"
After that I felt kinda like shit because yea I had her at that moment but I actually like the girl a lot. And I knew she wasn't going to believe that i like her a lot.
What was I supposed to do? List a bunch of reasons why I like her? Write a song for her the next day? You can't do shit like that.. I didn't know I would ever have to prove I'm not just playing with a girl for the shit of it.
But there's no point in writing it because now everyone thinks I'm like that Dmitri guy whose phone messages were posted all over the web.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Ok then, maybe it's not you. Don't beat yourself up over the opinion of one girl - even if is the one you like.
It actually sounds like she can't believe her luck that you're interested in her. She's just telling you that she doesn't want to be hurt by you. So stick at it and show her you're a decent guy.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
12
You should`ve said - "Oh, no, baby. Not anymore. Really, no matter how many girls I`ve fancied, none of them could hold a candle to you."Girls like romantic crap, constant reassurance that they are the most beautiful, interesting, attractive, sexual... In short, WANTED.
Just open your mouth and lie with a happy smile. Women like to be lied to.
Posted 2 months ago | Report
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^ In that case, Ms. Russian IT customer service representative, I find you to be the most fascinating, beautiful, intelligent, decent, and honest person in the entire world. (Enjoy it while you can...)Posted 2 months ago | Report
14
Sounds like the girl is insecure.... RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY NOW! Girls with insecurities SUCK!Posted 2 months ago | Report
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Not really, 14. Find a shy, insecure girl and rock her fucking world whe she's ready. She'll probably change into a fucking wild animal in bed :)Posted 1 month ago | Report
