Stick your cell phone up your ass
It's bad enough that people drive and walk around with their cell phones attached to their ears, but when I'm having a conversation with you and you answer your fucking cell phone, I'm getting up and leaving.When people go to the movies they put their phones on vibrate (the decent people anyway) and wait to return a call until the movie is over. If you go into a meeing you turn your cell phone off and wait until the meeting is over to return the call. So... why the hell can't you show me the same courtesy when we're having dinner or carrying on a conversation anywhere. Unless it's a fucking emergency, leave the goddamn cell phone in your pocket or your purse.
The next time I'm out with friends having a pleasant conversation and someone answers their cell phone and starts chatting with the caller, I getting up and walking out. I can be rude to, you bastards.
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AMEN!
If it's an iPhone, grab it from them and throw it in a blender!
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but... will it blend?
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Damn, when I saw the title I thought it would be a "How To" article - I'm disappointed and so is my ass.
Posted 1 year ago | Report
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one time my two roommates and I planned dinner together, which we rarely do. We sat down to eat and all of a sudden my chunkbutt roommate is girlie babbling on the phone to some new guy....and when she talks on the phone she has this loud exaggerated laugh it makes me want to stick her head in a pencil sharpener
Posted 8 months ago | Report
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www.chipandleah.com
Posted 3 months ago | Report
If it's an iPhone, grab it from them and throw it in a blender!
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