No I am not fat
My dad just told me "ehh, you're getting kind of... Kind of big, maybe you should cut down on the snacks?"Well he can just FUCK OFF, I've actually got THINNER, i lost half a stone to fit into size 10s, and he's telling me to lose weight! I recently checked, and my BMI is 20, 20-25 is average, so what the fuck does that say? Really, if a peer tells me I'm overweight (they haven't), i could handle it , but for one of my parents to tell me that, ahh, I'm fucked off=/
By the way, what's with the lack of posts here?
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Your dad is hilarious.
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Nobody likes you, piggy.
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Oh yeah, you're just "big boned" huh, beefcake..... go get some exercise you lazy ass, father knows best, if he's telling you that you're fat, YOU ARE!
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Maybe he just wants you to stop eating his food and buy your own.
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Parents suck at giving compliments. They DO however excel at making you feel like shit, and will take every opportunity to do so. Be proud of what you've achieved.
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Half a stone? Is that an english thing? Ive never really heard that used as a measurment before except on that show little britain
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Yeah, it is english, its about...7 pounds
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Size 10 is hot honey, be who you are and be happy.
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If you are above a size 5 you are fat. Ofcourse you can always go and bang black guys to make yourself feel better about being a fat girl
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You are so pissed off that you just might plow through that whole bag of chips you have stashed under your bed or take it out on that harmless tub of cookie dough in the freezer.
Your parents just want what's best for you and at the same time still want what's best for themselves. So what do you ask is best for them? Hopefully someday somebody being dumb enough to marry and take your big ass off of their hands for a while. And they know that if you're gross and fat, the chances of that happening are greatly reduced.
Basically he's just being like a sly used car salesmen (saleperson for you gender sensitive hippies out there). He tries to shine it up and maybe even give it a nice smell inside (requiring you to shower and practice good hygiene) while at the same time attempting to hide any blemishes and dents that he can't get rid of (most likely your personality). Then have the sucker sign the contract as quickly as possible (wedding in vegas) and then he can release a huge sigh of relief that he has one less tubby lunk of shit in his house constantly making noise and drinking his imports.
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^ i do believe they call that the nail on the head... fukin' funny.....
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"I've actually got THINNER, i lost half a stone to fit into size 10s..."
"Yeah, it is English, its about...7 pounds"
You call losing 3.5 lbs. THINNER?!?!?
What a fucktard.
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Just to clear it up - if OP is a brit, and I suspect she is - A brit size 10 is an american size 6.
In my books that's more than ok.
And #12 how did you suddenly reduce 7lbs to 3.5lb? You're not really sure what a pound (lb) is -you fucking idiot.
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Apparently Marilyn Monroe had a BMI of 20
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OMG. I know what is wrong with #12. I think he is confusing the British currency with the weight. He prob heard their Pound is worth $2 and decided to half the number. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA.
THAT IS FOR MONEY, NOT WEIGHT, YOU IDIOT.
Who is a fucktard now?
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Your dad is hilarious.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Nobody likes you, piggy.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Oh yeah, you're just "big boned" huh, beefcake..... go get some exercise you lazy ass, father knows best, if he's telling you that you're fat, YOU ARE!Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Maybe he just wants you to stop eating his food and buy your own.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Parents suck at giving compliments. They DO however excel at making you feel like shit, and will take every opportunity to do so. Be proud of what you've achieved.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Half a stone? Is that an english thing? Ive never really heard that used as a measurment before except on that show little britainPosted 1 month ago | Report
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Yeah, it is english, its about...7 poundsPosted 1 month ago | Report
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Size 10 is hot honey, be who you are and be happy.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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If you are above a size 5 you are fat. Ofcourse you can always go and bang black guys to make yourself feel better about being a fat girlPosted 1 month ago | Report
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You are so pissed off that you just might plow through that whole bag of chips you have stashed under your bed or take it out on that harmless tub of cookie dough in the freezer. Your parents just want what's best for you and at the same time still want what's best for themselves. So what do you ask is best for them? Hopefully someday somebody being dumb enough to marry and take your big ass off of their hands for a while. And they know that if you're gross and fat, the chances of that happening are greatly reduced.
Basically he's just being like a sly used car salesmen (saleperson for you gender sensitive hippies out there). He tries to shine it up and maybe even give it a nice smell inside (requiring you to shower and practice good hygiene) while at the same time attempting to hide any blemishes and dents that he can't get rid of (most likely your personality). Then have the sucker sign the contract as quickly as possible (wedding in vegas) and then he can release a huge sigh of relief that he has one less tubby lunk of shit in his house constantly making noise and drinking his imports.
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^ i do believe they call that the nail on the head... fukin' funny.....Posted 1 month ago | Report
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"I've actually got THINNER, i lost half a stone to fit into size 10s...""Yeah, it is English, its about...7 pounds"
You call losing 3.5 lbs. THINNER?!?!?
What a fucktard.
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Just to clear it up - if OP is a brit, and I suspect she is - A brit size 10 is an american size 6.In my books that's more than ok.
And #12 how did you suddenly reduce 7lbs to 3.5lb? You're not really sure what a pound (lb) is -you fucking idiot.
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Apparently Marilyn Monroe had a BMI of 20Posted 1 month ago | Report
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OMG. I know what is wrong with #12. I think he is confusing the British currency with the weight. He prob heard their Pound is worth $2 and decided to half the number. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA.THAT IS FOR MONEY, NOT WEIGHT, YOU IDIOT.
Who is a fucktard now?
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