Pee Pee too Biggy
I hate my fuckin dick! It is too big! When I goto gym class I have to wear small shorts and everybody can see my bulge. They all laugh at me and call me Johnny Wang. Why do people have to be so mean. I have feelings too!Rating:2.86
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1They're just jealous. Until chicks start telling you they won't fuck you because you're too big, you should be proud.
Posted 7 months ago | Report -
2Wear tighty whitey underoos so you bulge is hidden. It worked for me back in gym class.
Posted 7 months ago | Report -
3i didn't know having too big a dick was a problem?
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4The ironic part is that most likely, somewhere, there is an Oriental guy called Johnny Wang, and he has a tiny dick.
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5^ Aside from being racist, you are dumb. look up the definition of irony dipshit
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6So, what's the problem?
I, also, have a big dick; inviting admirers from the females and I feel proud.
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7What the hell was racist about the Johnny Wang comment? He didn't say that all Asian had tiny dicks, moron. But how many Italians have you ever met named Johnny Wang. You do know what a wang is, right?
You fuckers that pull the racists card every time someone says anything about a particular nationality really piss me off. For all you know that commenter is Asian.
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8wang dang doodle
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9Dude, you need to take advantage of that shit! I was in the same boat as you until I started using my head (no pun intended) and put it to good use. Now I have more friends with beneies than I can possibly imagine!!!!
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10yeah having a big dick is becoming an epidemic in this country.
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11because you get horny when you see other guys getting changed doesnt mean you have a big dick.
4 inches hard is not big
Posted 6 months ago | Report -
12Your lucky, just remember when your woman is satisfied and theirs aren't, bring up the gym scenario to throw in their face for messing with you
Posted 6 months ago | Report -
13use it to smack the people who make fun of you.... that'll teach 'em
Posted 5 months ago | Report -
14better than a small one
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15I have a problem like that, except I'm a girl and the problem is my boobs. Almost every girl I know wishes they had boobs my size, but in truth, it sucks sometimes!!! And I can never wear certain clothes because people will make fun of me for my breasts. Its unfair how something you'd think most people would either leave alone or even be envious of turns into a laughing matter.
Posted 2 months ago | Report