Parking Lots
What the fuck, people? I got in my car and noticed a huge dent in the door, not a ding, but an actual dent! Some fuckin moron swung their door open full throttle and whacked my car. I mean, WTF? Are you that stupid that you didn't realize there was a car parked next to you when you pulled in to the parking space?? Are you t hat completely spacially unaware of your surroundings that you didn't think your door would open that wide and hit another vehicle?? Do you not give a fuck about your property, and that of others?? Damn it! How can people be so fucking stupid and inconsiderate?! You're a douchnozzle, whoever hit my car!Rating:0.00
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Do you need a hug?
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I intentionally hit cars in parking lots if they take up more than one space or park so shitty its a pain to park there. So fuck off you space wasters!
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I had someone drop a metal door and pole on my parked car. They were going through a culdesac looking for metal scrap. :| My car got hurt big time. The kicker? They slowed down and were about to back up to get the items when my mum burst out the door. They booked it. :|
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#2 I do the same fucking thing. If they take up more then one space I fucking hit them with my door and make SURE there is a DENT in their car. If it is a Hummer, escalade, dulie, or some lifted little dick truck I make a EXTRA special hard dent in their car and leave a note saying. Nice car, Nice dent!
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2 & 4 must have no lives, and really shitty cars. and 1, are they free today?
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Dear: 2 & 4
Fuck You
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Of course #2 & #4 hit cars, they are such pussies that they could never do anything in front of anybody, cunts like them must turn to destroying inanimate objects....
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If someone dings my car, this is what I do. If I have time, and it's relatively dark out, I'll let the air out of 2 tires. Usually 1 front and 1 rear, on opposite sides of the car. They have to have someone pump them up, or pay for a fucking tow job, even though there is no damage. I've even done it to those self-important pussies that take up 2 spaces with their "upscale" vehicle. I do it to Hummers just for fun. I hate those assholes.
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^ it's even better when you remove the valve stem insert , and leave it sitting there next to the tire.
There is no theft, and no damage. At most, you might get charged with a summary offense.
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Look, if some soccer Mom who's too busy yapping on her cellphone to pay attention as to where she parks her land behemoth farces me to squeeze into my car, then you're damned right they'll get a ding, a scratch and a nasty letter explaining as to why it happened.
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You could be like my hick ass cousins and use that Rhino Bed Liner to coat your entire vehicle(in his case it was an entire truck).
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5,6,7 must be some little dick motherfuckers who have lifted trucks, escalades, suburbans, etc and dont know how to park. Therefore, they are mad at the rest of us. I have a company car, therefore I dont give a SHIT about fucking up someone elses 'ride' the lazy naggers should have parked correctly in the first place. #6, i hope someone goes out of their WAY to fuck your peice of shit up.
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^#7 here, actually, i have a small car, cars don't drive themselves (not yet) , the blame is on the operator, if you don't have the balls to say or do something to their face, then you should just shut the fuck up, but your probably one of the pussies i'm talking about.......
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Oh 5, hugs are always free!
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Yes i love free hugs, and by the way i have a big dick so there for i don't need a big truck, but i still do fuck mothers, tell yours thanks again for last night. but i just don't see how you people are any better than people who take up two spots in a parking lot, you're are just as big of an asshole as they are.
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Do you need a hug?Posted 1 month ago | Report
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I intentionally hit cars in parking lots if they take up more than one space or park so shitty its a pain to park there. So fuck off you space wasters!Posted 1 month ago | Report
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I had someone drop a metal door and pole on my parked car. They were going through a culdesac looking for metal scrap. :| My car got hurt big time. The kicker? They slowed down and were about to back up to get the items when my mum burst out the door. They booked it. :|Posted 1 month ago | Report
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#2 I do the same fucking thing. If they take up more then one space I fucking hit them with my door and make SURE there is a DENT in their car. If it is a Hummer, escalade, dulie, or some lifted little dick truck I make a EXTRA special hard dent in their car and leave a note saying. Nice car, Nice dent!Posted 1 month ago | Report
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2 & 4 must have no lives, and really shitty cars. and 1, are they free today?Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Dear: 2 & 4 Fuck You
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Of course #2 & #4 hit cars, they are such pussies that they could never do anything in front of anybody, cunts like them must turn to destroying inanimate objects....Posted 1 month ago | Report
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If someone dings my car, this is what I do. If I have time, and it's relatively dark out, I'll let the air out of 2 tires. Usually 1 front and 1 rear, on opposite sides of the car. They have to have someone pump them up, or pay for a fucking tow job, even though there is no damage. I've even done it to those self-important pussies that take up 2 spaces with their "upscale" vehicle. I do it to Hummers just for fun. I hate those assholes.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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^ it's even better when you remove the valve stem insert , and leave it sitting there next to the tire.There is no theft, and no damage. At most, you might get charged with a summary offense.
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Look, if some soccer Mom who's too busy yapping on her cellphone to pay attention as to where she parks her land behemoth farces me to squeeze into my car, then you're damned right they'll get a ding, a scratch and a nasty letter explaining as to why it happened.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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You could be like my hick ass cousins and use that Rhino Bed Liner to coat your entire vehicle(in his case it was an entire truck).Posted 1 month ago | Report
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5,6,7 must be some little dick motherfuckers who have lifted trucks, escalades, suburbans, etc and dont know how to park. Therefore, they are mad at the rest of us. I have a company car, therefore I dont give a SHIT about fucking up someone elses 'ride' the lazy naggers should have parked correctly in the first place. #6, i hope someone goes out of their WAY to fuck your peice of shit up.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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^#7 here, actually, i have a small car, cars don't drive themselves (not yet) , the blame is on the operator, if you don't have the balls to say or do something to their face, then you should just shut the fuck up, but your probably one of the pussies i'm talking about.......Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Oh 5, hugs are always free!Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Yes i love free hugs, and by the way i have a big dick so there for i don't need a big truck, but i still do fuck mothers, tell yours thanks again for last night. but i just don't see how you people are any better than people who take up two spots in a parking lot, you're are just as big of an asshole as they are.Posted 1 month ago | Report
