People who can't count to 12
I really, really hate people who cannot fuking count to 12. I see them all time in the grocery store, when i'm picking up 2 damn things and I get behind them in the "express lane" with their full carts. And for some reason they cannot count their money either, half of them are short and spend a good 5 minutes putting stuff back after they have been rung up. Grrrrrrrr!Rating:5.00
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Im with you on this one! Funny thing is if I see people in front of me with more then 12 items. Ill quietly count to 12, but AFTER I will say LOUDLY, 13,14,15 etc and emberress the shit out of them. fucking idiots!
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Damn, and I always feel guilty if I get in line with even like ten things.
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And whats with the self checkout noobs. Its in and out, not stand at the machine with a retarded what do i do next look. I dont mind if you have alot or just a couple things, just do your business and move on.
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^ Haha yeah, I just watched some old guy in Home Depot wave his credit card over the keyboard about a dozen times, like the thing had eyes or something. He's probably the same kind that shouts instructions into the ATM. Sometimes there is a staffer near the self-checkouts to instruct people but then sometimes they are just as clueless themselves.
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There are two possible solutions to this quandary:
1 - Get a pair and tell the fuck they're in the wrong line.
2 - Get a life and stop sweating the small stuff.
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^ 3 - go postal and shoot the fuckers in the head.
I vote for #3.
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I would like to vote for 3 also.
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I would choose 3,
simply for the fact they would use coupons and a credit card to pay.
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^ Hey fucktard... #6 did not mean comment # 3, he meant the third solution he appended to #5's comment.
Learn reading comprehension before announcing publicly how much of a dumbfuck douche you are.
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10
^and shoot #9 too please!
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^^ oh, wait , little boy, isn't it douchnozzle???? nappy time again......
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12
Nappy? I don't play for Rutgers?
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#10, 9 here... any time, any place. Better bring your good suit for burial.
#11, "douche" is a noun and a verb, dumbass. "Douchenozzle" is a part of the equipment used in the process of douching. Something your crackwhore of a mother should have done after all your daddies gang-raped the shit out of her.
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^"Any time, any place"? Someone is in DESPERATE need of some puss. Chill out son. Just because daddy whooped the shit out of you and dressed you up like a little girl, doesn't mean you have to threaten every person you come across and overcompensate your sexual confusion by being the biggest hardass this side of the Mason-Dixon. Support groups were made for people like you: consider attending.
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Im with you on this one! Funny thing is if I see people in front of me with more then 12 items. Ill quietly count to 12, but AFTER I will say LOUDLY, 13,14,15 etc and emberress the shit out of them. fucking idiots!Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Damn, and I always feel guilty if I get in line with even like ten things.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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And whats with the self checkout noobs. Its in and out, not stand at the machine with a retarded what do i do next look. I dont mind if you have alot or just a couple things, just do your business and move on.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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^ Haha yeah, I just watched some old guy in Home Depot wave his credit card over the keyboard about a dozen times, like the thing had eyes or something. He's probably the same kind that shouts instructions into the ATM. Sometimes there is a staffer near the self-checkouts to instruct people but then sometimes they are just as clueless themselves.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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There are two possible solutions to this quandary:1 - Get a pair and tell the fuck they're in the wrong line.
2 - Get a life and stop sweating the small stuff.
Posted 1 month ago | Report
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^ 3 - go postal and shoot the fuckers in the head.I vote for #3.
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I would like to vote for 3 also.Posted 1 month ago | Report
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I would choose 3, simply for the fact they would use coupons and a credit card to pay.
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^ Hey fucktard... #6 did not mean comment # 3, he meant the third solution he appended to #5's comment.Learn reading comprehension before announcing publicly how much of a dumbfuck douche you are.
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^and shoot #9 too please!Posted 1 month ago | Report
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^^ oh, wait , little boy, isn't it douchnozzle???? nappy time again......Posted 1 month ago | Report
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Nappy? I don't play for Rutgers?Posted 1 month ago | Report
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#10, 9 here... any time, any place. Better bring your good suit for burial.#11, "douche" is a noun and a verb, dumbass. "Douchenozzle" is a part of the equipment used in the process of douching. Something your crackwhore of a mother should have done after all your daddies gang-raped the shit out of her.
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^"Any time, any place"? Someone is in DESPERATE need of some puss. Chill out son. Just because daddy whooped the shit out of you and dressed you up like a little girl, doesn't mean you have to threaten every person you come across and overcompensate your sexual confusion by being the biggest hardass this side of the Mason-Dixon. Support groups were made for people like you: consider attending.Posted 1 month ago | Report
