Dear Retarded Coworker:
I dislike you very much. Even the sight of you almost completely ruins my day. You know, at first, I didn't think you were half-bad, not as bad as everyone said you were. You looked decent, normal. But then, you inevitably opened your mouth, and out spewed your ridiculous opinions like acid.I tried to remain friendly, and calm, even though I was boiling inside-- and then you crossed the line. You told me I'd go to hell because we didn't share the same exact beliefs. You told me I'd suffer for being different from you. You told me I was no good-- I'd never amount to anything.
I told you if you continued to talk, I'd fucking gut you.
You do drugs, you are an alcoholic, you have drugged up strippers suing you for harrassment and sexual abuse. You told me you used to have sex with men all the time before you found God, to prove to me gay is wrong.
Yet, you claim to be the perfect Christian--
and that I am the messed up Christian because I don't believe homosexuality is a sin.
You twist the Bible to fit your own lifestyle.
You are a freakin nutcase.
Plus, you smell funny.
Rating:3.00
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1Jesus Christ is not and never will be a real person, the story of jesus is an alagorical myth based on the movements of the sun through the sky.
The best example of this is the winter solstice which is not really jesus dying and resurrecting, but of course the sun.
You see on December 21 the sun is at its lowest point in the sky, hence its the shortest day of the year. For the following 3 days the sun does not appear, at least from where we are looking, to move. Then on the 25 the sun moves up 1 degree. This symbolizes the death and the resurrection of the sun and not some person.
This symbology goes even further you know the whole he died on the cross thing it is actually the position of the sun in relation to a constellation.
The constellation looks very much like a cross and the sun is positioned directly below it on its resurrection.
Now I know your rant has little to do with religion but I am so sick of seeing people argue about whose religion is better. They are based on lies and used for social control.
If more info is needed please watch the new movie Zeitgeist. The first 30-40 minutes of this movie can and will destroy a lifetime of indoctorination.
Now please stop looking to external sources for safety and security, those can easily be found within yourself.
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2The point of the post is, I am sick of people telling me what to believe.
So whether it's your religious or anti-religious babble, I don't care.
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3Thats fine, its just when you start researching religion and see all the innaccuracies and all the horrible things that have happened because of it.
ie. dark ages, the crusades, the inquisition, and the bushes. <----joke intended
Its hard not to say something.
Now I'm not telling you or anyone else what to believe. I just enjoy seeing a well researched thought provoking article/rant. The only way this can be achieved is by sorting through the bullshit and figuring out what makes sense to you.
Personally I believe religion is bad because it tells people to follow and never question. The atrocities I just mentioned are from only the christian era and their are numerous others from many other religions. I say that because I don't want you to think I am just a christianity hater. I hate all religion equally.
Having said that their is a difference between having beliefs and being ignorant, with most people teetering on the ignorance side of things simply because they don't do their research!
P.S. Damn I have to much extra time on my hands.
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4I with the "fuck Jesus" guy!
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5I believe the bible can be interpreted many different ways. I have had preachers tell me to never question or I'll end up in hell, and I've had preachers tell me it's good to question, it's good to inquire, it's food for the "soul"
I do not bother with church anymore, religion has become a crutch for society, and Christianity has become some mind-controlling religion in the view of the public.
The religion itself is not anything bad, it's principles are beautiful. It's the people that twist it.
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6to first commenter>>>i think you have been poorly informed on religion. all you see is from the outside of a church
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7hmmm... how the fuck did this author get that his coworker is retarded? I just don't see the connection. A major league asshole, perhaps, but retarded?
That's just downright unfriendly to all those fuckin' retards who can't help how fucked up they are.
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8>>>> "how the fuck did this author get that his coworker is retarded?"
He believes in religion. That's reason enough, it is not?
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9The first poster is not and never will be a real person, the story of the first poster is an alagorical myth based on the movements of my bowels.
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10I'm glad I haven't been to a church lately, have you heard whats happening inside churches. ie. catholic priests and boys. But if you feel i am "poorly informed" perhaps you can enlighten me.
But oh wait you wrote 2 sentences, great analysis.
And commenter above that the principles that some churches want you to follow are good but not anything that human beings aren't born with.
When all the evidence is weighed on the bible it is most likely a book of astrology, and not stories about real people. I mean we have all seen the so called jesus fish on the back of peoples cars it is actually an astrological symbol for the representation of the age or aeon we are currently in which is pisces.
You may have heard a few people talk about the age of aquarius, this is the next age after pisces. We are very close to this new age in fact by 2150 our sun will have moved out of house of pisces and into the house of aquarius in the precession of the equinoxes.
Now one passage of the bible that is very revealing to its astrological history is in luke 22:10
In Luke 22:10 jesus is asked by his disciples where the next passover will be when he is gone jesus replies.
Behold, when ye are entered into the city, there shall a man meet you bearing a pitcher of water... follow him into the house where he entereth in
This man he is talking about is not a man but actually the astrological age of aquarius which is always pictured as a man pouring out a pitcher of water.
All jesus is really saying is after the age of pisces will come aquarius.
Luke 22:10
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11Looks like this thread might be the return of QKJ.
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12What is QKJ?
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13OKJ used to post here, parted ways a while back.
Damn, haven't heard about him in a while.
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14QKJ = biggest troll of all time. Acted like he was Mr. High and mighty and ignored everyone's statement that he couldn't argue against and used the most laughably ridiculous excuse ever - the namecalling. Mr high and mighty wasn't so mighty after all if our "childish" namecalling got to him that much. Then he left like the crybaby bitch he is. Good riddance.
Look at the potheads rant under editors picks to see what i mean.
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15I don't think QKJ disappeared, I think he just finally got smart and stopped signing his posts.
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