Macaroni Mom
I am fucking pissed off at my mom. I had basketball practice for 3 hours earlier today. She told me last night she would have some macaroni and cheese made for me when I got home. Well, I had to get a ride home from my coach so I got home like 15 minutes later than usual. So she thought I was out to eat with my friends. She gave the mac and cheese to my fucking bitch of an Aunt (my mothers sister). That pisses me the fuck off. I couldn't call her to tell her I'd be later than usual because my dog chewed my cell phone to pieces. FUCK THIS SHIT! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MACARONI AND CHEESE. IT'S MY FUCKING FAVORITE FOOD.Rating:2.00
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1Go make your own macaroni and cheese you whiny fuck.
Posted 7 months ago | Report -
2Ah, the old "the dog ate it" excuse.
Again, make your own mac and cheese you lazy fuck.
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3wow. you make a compelling case for child abuse
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4You're an ungrateful little shit. Make your own damn macaroni. It costs like 50 cents, and it takes about 8 minutes to make. Boo fucking hoo. You should be locked in a cage in the basement.
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5it's fuckng instant mac! it's not fucking rocket science to make. you have to be considered one of the laziest pieces of shit in this great nation
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6Put that cell phone somewhere reasonable next time, maybe the dog won't chew it to shit.
That, and seriously... get away from the mac and cheese, not what I'd want to eat if I was on the Bball team.
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7What a whiny, ungrateful piece of shit. Thinks everything should just be given to him. Let me ask you, who paid for that cell phone that you let your dog eat?
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8oh you poor poor child. GET OFF YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOUR OWN DAMNED FOOD. Oh - Mac&Cheese and you're on the bball team? I guess that won't work out either.
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9What are you, 12? Stop complaining about such a petty thing and make your own damn mac & cheese.
Just make sure not to touch the burner, ok? It gets hot.
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10In the toddler section at your supermarket, look for "Table Time" meals. Get the mac and cheese. Ask an adult to take off the lid for you and microwave for 1 minute. Eat. Don't cry.
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11I bet you're the fattest guy on the Bball team, or soon will be eating that shit.
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12FUCK ALL OF YOU! IF YOU KNEW MY AUNT YOU'D BE PISSED TOO. SHE WAS ALL HAPPY AND SHIT JUST EATING MY MAC AND CHEESE WITH A SHIT EATING GRIN ON HER FACE.
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13^^ that's good she has a suitable grin. she was eating shit after all.
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14damn dude, I dont know why everyone is giving you so much shit. Your mother is obviously quite a cunt. I mean, to offer you dinner, and then not give it to you because you are only 15 minutes late?? Are you sure she even gave it to your aunt. It sounds as if she might have been a typically lazy woman, and just told you she gave it away. Ill bet she never even cooked it because she forgot about it while her fat ass was watching oprah
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15How about your sorry cracka ass go on dr phil
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