Come on, it's been two months

So I know we're in high school. I know your a virgin. But seriously, almost 2 and a half months, should we not be having steady sex by now?! I don't want to sound like a horny teenager only wanting sex, I really REALLY like you, but I really am what I sound like - a horny teenager. Give me a break and let me get a crack at that pussy.


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Comments

  • 1
    If you are still in high school, pussy is the holy grail. you do not have a right to demand it. However, you should be getting blowjobs. Get blowjobs left and right (roadhead is my personal favorite) and like that

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 2
    High school girls are generally immature bitches when it comes to pretty much anything. Don't expect much out of them.

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 3
    What difference does it make how long you're been dating? If you can call going to the mall dating. You're in high school and good girls shouldn't be having sex at that age yet. What you just said is the same thing as saying, "I've been hanging out at this airport for 2 and a half months, shouldn't I be flying planes on a steady basis by now?" Just because it's there doesn't mean you have a right to it after a certain period of time.

    If you don't believe me, ask her dad.

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 4
    Be patient but keep an eye open for other opportunities too. I dated a girl in high school for a whole year and she never put out, but at least through her I was able to meet her younger sister who was a nympho. NO one was ever the wiser. It was a pretty sweet arrangement.

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 5
    I think flying planes takes quite a bit more training than sex

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 6
    ^ The point of my analogy was that it's just as ridiculous to expect a girl to have sex with you just because you've known her for 2 months as it is to expect to be able to fly just because you hang around the airport for a long time. In both cases, time has nothing to do with it.

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 7
    um, no its not. horrible analogy.

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 8
    i agree^ no more analogies for you

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 9
    You should just rape her. GHB works pretty well.

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 10
    ^ That would be like hijacking an aircraft just because you hung out in an airport.

    hahahahaha

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 11
    Actually, to do it properly takes a lot of training.

    I'm sure you'd know that if you'd ever pleased a woman.

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 12
    Give it one more month, then give up. Especially if you have prom comming up. If you cant get it at prom, you never will. Unless you rape her.

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 13
    That bitch is a prude, all women should suck it on command.


    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 14
    ^ how many different rants have you made that exact same "all women should suck it on command" statement in??

    Posted 11 months ago | Report
  • 15
    Women won't remember that they need to suck it on command unles they are told 42 times.


    Posted 11 months ago | Report


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