"Ventibate just saved someone's life today. Instead of bashing in the skull of that stupid fuck who cut me off I can post this here instead."
I Can't Help But Be Racist
Ok next time you're in the ghetto, and you're wondering why you feel so uncomfortable... you can refer back to this post. I don't hate all black pe...
FUCKING WEATHER!
I went whale watching yesterday and it was so fucking cold and rainy on the boat. i did see some whales and one was huge like 70 feet but FUCK YOU ...
I'm tired of not being the person I want to be
I can't stand sitting around wanting to do more than I actually do. I wish that I could just get out there and do the things that I want to do. B...
MOVIES
I dont pay 9 bucks to go to the movies and hear you talk all the way threw it. Then your cell phone goes off and u have to let it ring some some pe...
Piss Pants
I'm sick and fucking tired of pissing all over my shorts when I'm drunk and taking a piss. Why the fuck do I wear baggy shorts, I'm not gangster. F...
They ALL suck...
Yah, your's too freakjob. The only person/power/imaginary friend who has to put up with your incessant, whiny, self-absorbed, get-rich-quick schem...
get outta high school!
you're in college now, dump your shitty ass high school boyfriend!
Like a Roller Coaster
Find a better metaphore!
Unless your marriage/camping trip/middle school years ACTUALLY involved going up an amusement park ride, I don't want t...
I'm all for gay marriage
as long as both chicks are hot.
Dear Ms. Thing Customer
I would like to thank you from the bottom of my heart for being that one cunt in a hundred that gives us women the reputation of being stupid!
Oh,...
Pothead SHUT UP
I can't stand potheads who are so retarded as to not only believe the crap that comes out of their own mouths, but also the reinforcing opinions of...
IPhone fanboys are something else
now these whiners are bitching that they knocked 200 bucks off the price and they feel ripped off.
I say it looks good on them. Fucking morons ...
Stupid pansies
What's with every loser asshole coming on here and crying about some dumb bitch? "Waahhh I held on to my virginity for 19 WHOLE YEARS." ...
religion
You speak of Rastafari, but how can you justify belief
In a god that's left you behind?
You've simply filled the gap between the upper and lowe...
gah
cant stop thinkin about the girl i used to work with, its all that goes thru my head, all day, errrrr day, fuck
What...The..HELL?
So, you think you meet the right girl finally. Not perfect, just perfect for you. Spend over half a year catering to the fat ass bitch, giving her ...
Stupid little ladies.
For some reason, I find myself in a social circle that often hangs out with girls ages 15-18. I am absolutely dumbfounded at how incredibly inept t...
School is nuts!
I have to submit my work tomorrow and have yet to start. I have had all week to make it but I choose to put it off.. The reason I put it off was be...
I hate doctors
you go in just wanting some drugs that you want and actually have a legit need for them, and they give you the run around and put you on some shitt...
Fuck Construction
I hate hearing construction at 5 am in the fucking morning on a Monday at UCSB.
Holy FUCK Lavell Crawford is NOT FUNNY
How in the FUCK does this black Jabba the Hutt continue to get votes week after fucking week? Tonight he couldn't even tell ONE FUCKING 1-LINER and...
rich bitches
just cuz you wear abercrombie doesnt mean your hot shit. you ever bump into me again ill punch you in the face
Apparently I look gay
What the fuck? I posted an ad in the M4W section of craigslist, and I got a million responses from gay dudes. And last year my college roommate tri...
HELP MEEEEE
My watch just fell off im sick as a three legged dog me and 11 other classmates got Fs thanks to a stupid little history teach with a bad combover ...
All girls are evil
I was out for drinks the other night with an ex. To make a potentially long rant short, we got to talking about how we've both played the field and...
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