SugarDVD girl and her BF
Here's the thing. I was gonna vent about some asshole that pissed me off, but as I was typing I looked at the banner ads on the right side of this page and there is an ad for SugarDVD. So my post has just changed.No matter what I do, I will never touch that girl's boobs in the ad. Ever. 100% positive that I will never touch her boobs. Even if I walked outside right now, and she was standing there naked, which is roughly a 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance, I still wouldn't be able to touch her boobs, because I'm average looking and haven't showered today, and don't have a job. Now occasionally I touch other boobs, and am always on the lookout for new boobs to touch, but I am talking about that one specific girl in the SugarDVD ad. I will never, ever, ever get to touch those hooters.
Not only that, but i am picturing her BF that is going to touch her boobs tonight, and I bet he is a lot like the asshole that i was originally going to write about. I bet he is one of those guys that talks about how much he likes to "party" but has two Bud Lights at the bar and de-rails. He also probably lies about his golf score, and thinks that Kanye West is a "genious." He probably has a big earring and considers himself a "baller" even though I'm out of shape and smoke and could probably beat him in basketball. Also, he tries to be bad-ass at parties and asks people like me if he can "bum a smoke," then he looks like a douchebag while he is smoking it, and then throws it on the ground only halfway through.
So I guess to sum it up, I'm disappointed I'm never going to get a boob touch from SugarDVD girl, and I hate her boyfriend.
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1I just touched them. With a right-click, that is. So I could add her to my Adblock list. Anything flashing in an ad is intrusive and annoying, and I will automatically remove that product or service when considering where to spend my money. The other ads on Ventibate I can tolerate. But bye bye, bimbo.
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2I never saw that ad. Probably not missing much.
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3ummm... it's just to the right of this rant.
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4why the hell do you think it matters that you are out of shape, smoke, and havnt showered?? The girl is a whore. Literally. She bangs men for money, the fact that there is a camera there doesnt make it anything but whoredom. Buy a camera, sling her a few bucks, and not only can you touch her boobs, but you can probably stick it anywhere you want and cum on her face when you are done.
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5"Buy a camera, sling her a few bucks, and not only can you touch her boobs, but you can probably stick it anywhere you want and cum on her face when you are done."
Spoken by someone who obviously has no idea how the porn business works.
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6Don't worry about it, she's not that hot anyways.
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7"no idea how the porn business works"
You pay a girl to do some dude while you film it. Doesnt seem all that complicated
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8^ I was referring to his apparent belief that the models are interested in fucking the photographers. They aren't. Guys that start in the porn business because they think it's an easy way to get laid quickly find out that's not the case.
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9are you really that dense?? you get a camera, you pay the girl. You dont fucking hire a guy to star in the film. You do it yourself. pornstars dont make much money, so it wouldnt be that tough. Yes, i know, jenna jameson and a few others make a hell of a lot of money, but that is due to the fact that they control the production and distribution aspects of their films. Most pornstars do not. The average girl in porn makes a little less than $400 a scene
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10You're talking about POV video and if your the guy holding the camera and you pay the chick but you don't get paid, it's prostitution. Good luck in court.
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11Great rant. Enough said.
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12ive got some pretty nice man-boobs you can touch
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13^ok, but only if i can lick the nipples
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14www.mimandaraitre-it.saralouisecakes.com
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15www.angelo-it.mmfrance.org
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