My ass hurts

I fell down and landed on my ass. Now it really fucking hurts. I cant get up or sit down without supporting myself with my arms. Pure fucking agony.

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1
Might be broken.

Posted 6 months ago | Report
2
Ouch.

Posted 6 months ago | Report
3
I had the same symptoms after I was abducted by aliens. Go figure.

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4
dumbass

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5
just went to the doctor. Ive gotta broken tailbone. They said there is nothing they can do and told me to take tylenol for the pain. REALLY?? TYLENOL FOR A BROKEN BONE?? holy fuck

Posted 6 months ago | Report
6
Well it's not like they can put a cast on your ass. ;)

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7
have fun taking a shit

Posted 6 months ago | Report
8
Lots of guys have to deal with a pain in the ass on Valentine's Day, at least you only had to buy Tylenol and not jewelry.

Posted 6 months ago | Report
9
Your ass hurst? Did ya have a date last night sweetheart?

Posted 6 months ago | Report
10
wtf? you clumsy bastard. are you from Canada?

Posted 6 months ago | Report
11
i told you not to drop the soap in the pen

Posted 6 months ago | Report
12
"Your ass hurst? Did ya have a date last night sweetheart?"

ummm... did you bother to read anything but the headline?

Posted 6 months ago | Report
13
If I fuck you in the ass again will it feel any better?

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14
use oily cream as much as u can, and close ur eyes and let the guy do what he wants. experiance it

Posted 5 months ago | Report
15
wow, a legitamate injury, and half of you dumbfucks wanna make gay jokes

Posted 5 months ago | Report