McDonald's Happy Meals don't make this mom happy
A 9-year old girl in Orlando, Florida brought her report card home a few weeks ago and proudly showed her mom her good grades and then excitedly showed her the report card cover coupon she'd been awarded for a free McDonald's Happy Meal in recognition of those good grades. BAM, the mother, Susan Pagan, a big fat cow that secretly scarfs down McDonald's Big Macs on a daily basis, freaks out and files a complaint, because... well... she thinks it's just appalling that McDonald's stooped to such a low level of commercialism. Just think, going after impressionable young children like that. Disgusting. Wait, isn't a lot of their advertising directed towards kids? Well, anyway, the Boston child advocacy group, Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood, got involved and now no students in Seminole County, Florida will be getting Happy Meals as a reward for getting good grades because McDonald's caved in to their demands.Commercia-Free Childhood? WTF? How the hell are my kids supposed to know what they want me to buy them if no one tells them?
The school board, who came up with the idea in the first place, said they will revisit the issue in the spring when they consider who will sponsor the covers next year but they say that this was the only complaint they'd heard about. So, McDonald's prints 27,000 report card jackets as part of a campaign to encourage kids to work hard to get good grades and they do it with the school board's blessing and yet one busybody Pagan complains and no more free Happy Meals. I live in Seminole County, Florida and I've got one thing to say to Susan Pagan. HAMBURGLAR! Oh, and one more thing. BITCH!
Sir Ventalot
Rating:4.00
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1In other news, a certain 9 year girl was beaten up by students of Seminole County as a thank you for this mother's noble efforts.
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2This instance does sound a bit nit-picky but as a parent I see all too often the attempts by companies to influence children in their "learning" environment. We recently got the soda and junk food machines removed in our district, and kids are doing just fine without them. There does need to be some protection in place, along with careful guidance about making good decisions, until kids are old enough to be responsible consumers.
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3That bitch stole a little bit of those kids childhoods.
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4"There does need to be some protection in place, along with careful guidance about making good decisions, until kids are old enough to be responsible consumers."
I agree with that, but we still need to get back to rewarding those that excel. Maybe a happy meal was a bad idea, or maybe not. A happy meal as a treat isn't so bad. A happy meal every single day is horrible for a child's health. The point, I think, was to make kids see that there are rewards for striving for excellence.
Our culture is weakening itself by rewarding people for being average - 5th place (or lower) trophies, "honor rolls" for kids that are just passing, etc. Worse, we try to make everyone "fit in" by taking away titles and distinctions, like class ranks, so that no one feels bad. There's no incentive for children, especially boys who are competitive by nature, to work hard at anything because theirs no reward, or they get the same reward without having to work for anything.
Someone needs to pull the reigns on these PTA moms and child advocacy groups.
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5
For pity's sake people... lighten up.
If this is all you have to bitch about in life, then trade places with me. I will gladly take your "problems".
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6^ Hey you. Shut the fuck up you.
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7the way to fuck the fatass bitch and the stupid cowards in admin is to file a class action.. since the piece of shit democrat ambulance chaser edwards now has the time he is the man to do it for the right price of course... these weasels and bitches need to be brought down so kids can be kids again.. village; we don't need no stinking bitch village you CUNTs!.
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8Well I agree with "kids being kids" with a happy meal once in a while, bringing them up on nothing but junk food will mess them up. They will be given ADHD drugs and all that crap. Then they aren't really being kids anymore.
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9Here is a song which I dedicate to Susan Pagan, with all of my heart (sung to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree")...
Oh filthy bitch! Oh filthy bitch!
I really loathe your dumb ass.
Oh filthy bitch! Oh filthy bitch!
I really loathe your dumb ass.
I'd laugh if you got lightning struck,
then hit by a McDonald's truck.
Oh filthy bitch! Oh filthy bitch!
I really loathe your dumb ass.
Oh filthy bitch! Oh filthy bitch!
Stop destroying our nation.
Oh filthy bitch! Oh filthy bitch!
Stop destroying our nation.
You're daughter's good. It won't hurt her,
to eat a greasy cheeseburger.
Oh filthy bitch! Oh filthy bitch!
Stop destroying our nation.
Oh filthy bitch! Oh filthy bitch!
You hate fast food 'cause YOU'RE fat.
Oh filthy bitch! Oh filthy bitch!
You hate fast food 'cause YOU'RE fat.
Most of us are not fat like you.
You need to lose a pound or two (hundred)...
Oh filthy bitch! Oh filthy bitch!
You hate fast food 'cause YOU'RE fat.
Oh filthy bitch! Oh filthy bitch!
You have a stinky pussy.
Oh filthy bitch! Oh filthy bitch!
You have a stinky pussy.
Bullshit are all the things you've said.
Your parents dropped you on your head.
(and now for the grand finale)...
Oh filthy bitch! Oh filthy bitch!
You have a dirty, nasty, horrible, ugly, fat, rancid, unwashed, funky, disease-infested, burning, toxic, acid-dripping, mutated, Satan-possessed, banned, condemned, haunted, God-damned, evil, fucked-up, America-destroying, Happy-Meal-hating, stinky fucking pussy... with pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard, a quarter pound of beef, a sesame seed bun, and some extra cheese in it... Bee-yotch!
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10^ Now that's the spirit.
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11^ LOL!
This is a classic example of when one person's opinion, or rights, over rule the rights of the majority.
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12i hate companies and their intrusion on educational institutions.. but oh wait, who's paying for my medical labs so i can test a certain pill and tell people it'll make them o-so-fucking-happy. yea. i'm an angry student. can't do much about it because good schools have facilities sponsored by corporate companies..shitty schools don't have good labs. so much for curiosity and reasearch. why would we need that.. hmmm. bloop.
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13This woman should be hit by truck. What a dumb fucking bitch.
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14www.sistema-case-it.centroaffidirhodense.org
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