"Ventibate just saved someone's life today. Instead of bashing in the skull of that stupid fuck who cut me off I can post this here instead."
Fuck U.S.
How much longer will my generation continue to consume themselves with their myspace pages, ipods, and idle chat about omigawd Lindsay Lohan. Duri...
work
work sucks! why do we go everyday...whats the point? im not gonna show up anymore.
Dogs suck
Dogs suck. Dog OWNERS suck. Dogs off leashes suck. Let me make this clear to you cretins: DOGS ARE NOT PEOPLE AND THEY DO NOT HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS ...
Dumb Cubs Fans
I hate cubs fans. Because 90% of them can't name four players on the current team. Most of them are morons who don't know a damn thing about baseba...
threesome
why does their always have to be fighting when people want more than one partner? Why can't we all just get along and have a threesome?
Women are too easy
All I have to do is flash a smile, crack a joke and I get to stick my dick in them. Sometimes I wish there was more of a hunt.
WTF, I'm so tired.
Spend four years in the military to pay for college, Do a great job in the military, Get out, go to college for four years, make awesome grades, gr...
verizon sucks
i hate verizon. there i said it
PT cruiser licence plates
wtf is it with these licence plates? does everyone need to know that youre PT CRUZN ? stop putting "PT" or something to do with cruising ...
Die.
Once again, the dumb bitch is in one of my graduate classes. She's fucking useless, whiney, pretentious and rude. Why does she seek to destroy ever...
oh well
If I have one more loser-guy confess his feeling for me, I'm gonna blow! Where are the good ones? GODDAMN
Women Suck
All women are stupid, spoiled whiny bitches. There may be a good reason why men rule the planet!!
Lol
If you say lol when we're talking face to face one more time I'm going to rip out your spine and use it to beat the stupid out of you
Swallow
I've been with my girl for 6 years, we're engaged, I take shit from her parents, go down there whenever wanted, and all I ask for is to finish a BJ...
my girlfriend
my girlfriend is being a whiney bitch
WTF WAFFLES!
WTF Waffles. Whats up bros, trying to be all fucking hardcore, but you know you ain't got shit on Pancakes son!
Correct word
I know English and grammar were tough courses in school, but everyone was taught when to use their, there, or they're. How about to, too, or two? ...
Girls that don't swallow
There is just no use for them!
fuk you
I hate when people spell fuck as "fuk"
Fucking College students
Im sick of walking around school and hearing all the students talk like they are so fucking enlightnened. Youre not a genius asshole, so shut your ...
Stupid people
I am so fucking tired of dealing with stupid people!!! People that drive like morons, think they own the whole road, stay in your fucking lane as...
Fuking morons!!!!
I work with a bunch of fuking morons who think they know everything about computers! By all means, I know alot but I don't know it all! I don't p...
Stupid Questions
I hate stupid people and their stupid questions. Yesterday i was asked, "How long does the 1-Hour Photo take?" When I told them "Abo...
Enough already
I am sick of people bashing Britney Spears, she is a human like the rest of us. If the broad wants to gain weight, let her, who gives a flying fuk...
Grocery shopping
People who insist on pulling their carts thus taking up twice the width of the aisle. Get BEHIND the cart numb nuts, that's what the handle is for!
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