Muslims bitching about Doritos now....

For the love of FUCK is there one thing, ONE THING in this world that nobody will bitch about? Jesus fucking christ almighty!!

Supposedly there's some trace of alcohol or something and they just cannot have the devil liquid alcohol or the world will end tonight or something. Fuck!

How about this? DON'T EAT FUCKING DORITOS! Ever think of that, you stupid fucks? No of course not. you need to have a reason to wake up in the morning and that reason is to once again piss off the rest of the world.

Don't eat doritos, even if you're NOT muslim. They are DISGUSTING!!

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  • 1
    I like Doritos but I don't like Muslims.

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 2
    ^ Have you tried the new Cool Ranch Muslims? Mmmm, tasty - and 0 grams trans fat.

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 3
    Haven't tried the Cool Ranch yet but the Barbecued Muslims are quite satisfying.

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 4
    From what I read, their gripe is with trace amounts of ethyl alcohol (ethyl only) that are present in certain flavorings. How in the fuck did the writers of the Koran determine ethyl alcohol from other varieties? Did they have organic chemistry back in those times? I doubt it.

    Maybe Muslims should think about this: it can be statistically shown that every time you take a breath within MILES of any place where alcohol is served, you will inhale molecules of alcohol. There's no way around it. (They are also inhaling molecules from farts but no one seems to object to that...?)

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 5
    I'm all for barbecuing Muslims.

    Posted 5 months ago | Report
  • 6
    >>> Maybe Muslims should think about this

    You want a rational thought to go through these people's brains??

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 7
    What is with this blanket bigotry against Muslims? Not all of them are crazy, just the ones you hear about on the news. Just like those child-molesting Christian priests.

    Religion isn't all bad, it's just certain crazy fucks twisting it way out of proportion that make it seem so.

    This is coming from an athiest, FYI.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 8
    ^^^ blah blah blah heard it all before.

    Tell me, why do the rest of them stand by and allow the crazy fucks to twist their religion, hmm? Maybe they are all the same after all and the so called "crazy fucks" are the ones who make everyone's beliefs public because they others are too chickenshit. I have yet to get an answer to that question.

    This will remain my stance until I see otherwise.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 9
    ^^^

    I agree with this guy. Religion IS all bad.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 10
    the muslims do absolutely nothing to denounce the action of the other fucking ones. catholics have denounced the actions of their molestor priests

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 11
    The Catholic church publicly denounces pedophile priests but they do little about it beyond that. If they did, they'd have a priest shortage.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 12
    fuck all of you prejudice bitches...and to the 4th poster...actually, Muslims did invent chemistry as well as algebra, you dick face

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 13
    I'm a muslim and I don't care what religious commandments say. it's not a "you'll burn in hell forever" kinda sin, the holy book just says you shouldn't drink. talking about health issues I guess.

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 14
    the holy book also says that you should slaughter unbelievers. lets not take it literally, just like people shouldn't take the bible literally

    Posted 4 months ago | Report
  • 15

    "Tell me, why do the rest of them stand by and allow the crazy fucks to twist their religion, hmm? Maybe they are all the same after all and the so called "crazy fucks" are the ones who make everyone's beliefs public because they others are too chickenshit. I have yet to get an answer to that question."

    Have you seen what right wing christian fundamentalists get away with? Sorry, but standing idly by while some Bible thumper blows up an abortion clinic is pretty much the same damned thing. Right wing christian lunatics have made North America a very dangerous place for anyone, regardless of religion, or lack thereof. Have you seen the way the Republicans have bowed to their pressures? How is that any different than what happens in the middle east?

    Posted 4 months ago | Report

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